TIGER WOODS AND TED HAGGARD LOVE SEX!
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Tiger Woods is a guy who plays golf. OK! He plays good golf, but that’s it. The MSM is treating the Wood’s apology as if it were the State of the Union address. CNN, in the person of Rick Sanchez, an idiot extraordinaire who was run out of Miami, just can’t stop talking about Tiger. His entire show Rick’s List was dedicated to the sex life of a golfer and a preacher. He droned on with endless comparisons between Ted Haggard, disgraced TV preacher type who slept with a male prostitute, and Woods. It seems they were both “sex addicts,” and Woods is actually in a resident rehabilitation center being treated for something called “sex addiction.”
Now, in my opinion, such a claim is laughable nonsense. Convicts up for parole find Jesus before meeting with the parole board so that they will smile upon them. Tiger is calling his peccadilloes a “disease,” so that his sponsors and fans will smile upon him. The fact is Tiger is a young man, a multimillionaire, who had countless opportunities to get laid and he took advantage of those opportunities. That doesn’t make it a “disease.” It makes it a horny guy who likes lots of sex. He should have apologized immediately, not to America but to his wife, and it would have been forgotten, at least by the masses, if not by his wife.
As to Haggard, he prayed away his homosexuality, with the help of the Jesus Jumpers of course, and is now living happily ever after with his wife, who wrote a book about why she stayed with her hypocritical gay husband. She made a whole bunch of money!
Silly Sanchez has ended his show and extremely famous reporter Wolf Blitzer is announcing the number one story in the world complete with video: It is the Tiger Woods apology…of course. God Bless America!
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LOL LOL Tao and Truth!!
Well I’m no Brad Pitt so if she’s willing to overlook that and my present economic circumstances success is indeed right around the corner TAO.
I’ll see you at the country club big man!
Maybe the formulat is:
chicks=money=power=celebrity=hot chicks
Its time to quit lusting in our hearts!
Survival of the fittest and take no prisoners!
Ugly fat women of the world rejoice because middle class middle aged men are free from the societal binds that enslaved them!
Success is right around the corner!
Here is a simple formula:
Money=Power=Celebrity=Hot Chicks
I hope no hot chicks were offended by my formula 🙂
The next time the bastards pass me over for promotion I’ll have a ready excuse for my wife. Thanks TAO.
Unfortunately for me though, I’m neither president or a big time celebrity. Finding willing chicks to help me climb the mountain success is much harder than finding them after you’ve reached the summit.
It’s a similar phenomena to the rich getting richer.
Truth, a chinese friend of mine put Bill Clinton and Monica in perspective for me many years ago when he said, “I don’t understand Americans…you have a president who brings you economic prosperity and peace and you want to run him out of office because he had an affair….I think he earned the right to have affairs…”
Then he went on to add that if affairs were necessary to continue the peace and economic prosperity then we should offer up our daughters to Bill Clinton and that Bill Clinton should have all the people who are against him arrested because they want to destroy economic growth and peace!
That was my brother in law…..and he is an American Citizen!
There appears to be a statistical relationship between affairs and success!
So, we can say that monogomy is the cause for our current economic situation!
TAO: I know that all the sponsors that dropped Tiger will be sorry when he tells them the price of his endorsement is triple what they were paying.
Tiger will return to glory. Time heals. Nobody in good conscience can say anything bad about Tiger unless they say the same thing about Bill Clinton and look at that. I can’t remember and Libs not defending Bill.
Tiger’s sins against his wife and corporate sponsors are their business. Humanity is all our business. Strange could have said “No. I won’t support a racist regime by letting them use me for propaganda purposes in their golf tournament.”
Andy Roddick wouldn’t play in the Dubai tennis tournament last year because Dubai denied Israeli Sharhar Peer a visa. Good for Andy Roddick. Many times we ignore despicable things or just nod our heads and hope the subject changes. It’s good to see someone take a stand.
Now, lets be truthful, we all are a little jealous of Tiger…
I don’t play golf and never have….and never watched it on television.
But I know that when Tiger makes his return I will be watching that one…
I bet that once he does return he is going to swap the loose baggy trousers for a pair of skin tight spandex pants!
It will be his way of saying, “You could’ve had some of this….”
He will become the Dennis Rodman of golf!
…and pretty soon golf will be more popular than ever!
The PGA needs to hire me to take over their marketing!
Truth,
really good point about Curtis Strange. Now that’s someone should’ve been subjected to media scrutiny but essentially got a pass.
To be Fair and Balanced and to cover both sides, Woods compromised Christian values by cheating on his wife.This likely cut into the profits of the corporations who market the products he endorses.
Strange chose to help minorities. Apartheid was merely the policy the industrious European elite used to keep profits and resources under their control. Were Apartheid not in place the Black majority might have insisted upon doing what was best for themselves rather than the Afrikaaners. I would further point out the golf course likely employed many South Africans as groundskeepers.
You could ask Glen Beck if you don’t believe me.
I think you are right Holte.
I know he was at the scene but I didn’t hear that he was intoxicated. I could be wrong.
Mike, I though that they had found him passed out on his lawn or something….and that they had wanted to give him a breathalizer….and that the prima donna refused them….
LOL HillB! How extraordinary indeed! Would it surprise you to know that in America going topless on a public beach can be a felony??
Sex sells, and it gets people talking about sex, and apparently nobody thought of Tiger Woods as a sex machine, but he is, and that’s the story right there.
Like Truth said, nobody is surprised that Mick Jagger has dozens of kids with hundreds of women, or is it the other way round, but it’s wholesome Tiger, boy wonder Tiger, coached by his dad, idolizes his mother, married a model, 2 lovely kids and a collie dog, a billionaire, doesn’t need a thing to be more comfortable, perhaps the best golfer that ever lived. That’s the story.
They love sex? How extraordinary! 🙂
Oso: OK! I have the weight thing, well not quite 250, but about 30 pounds shy on the south side. So, now I need to request a bailout because I am too big to fail. The second thing was…GASP!! Turn Republican!! Never. Never. Never. Too much is too much …
Mike,
re:BAD-here’s what you need to do…
1) Gain a lot of weight.Maybe 250 lbs.Turn Republican.
2) Check into a fancy rich guy treatment center for BAD.
3) When presented with a bill call your local congress
critter and request a bailout because at 400 lbs. you
have become Too Big To Fail.
4D: Lol…Well he is retired now, at least temporarily 🙂 🙂
Tao writes:
“a horn dog on steroids.”
LOL LOL! Perfect! That is my whole point in four words or so. Thanks!
Truth: Thanks man for sharing your thoughts. You make every word count.
OSO: How right you are with regard to chemical dependency, however, I am suffering from Blogger Addiction Syndrome (BAD). I need help. I am spending 10-12 hours a day writing and maintaining. I think I need to go to a BAD center. I am desperate and out of my mind…What can I do???
Stimpson my friend: I don’t want to turn this into a debate on what happened after he crashed his car. I would much prefer to stick to the issues…like sex and stuff 🙂
When a rich person gets caught at anything, it becomes a disease and they need treatment. Cheating on their spouse, shoplifting, whatever. Sex isn’t an addiction. It’s a normal drive. People may do obsessive and stupid things to have sex, but it’s something you do. It’s like blaming being lazy on a napping addiction.
Cigarettes, alcohol, drugs-things which cause a physical dependency-are addictions. Character defects are not addictions, they are bad behavior.
Nailed it, Oso!
(no pun intended)
I’m slightly confused.
Golf is something you play when you retire…generally speaking.
If he isn’t going to play golf immediately I assume he’s retired.
er…WTF?????
Well, I don’t want to turn this into any philosophical or anything…
But when one says they have been ‘unfaithful’ shouldn’t there be like some limit between being just ‘unfaithful’ and being a horn dog on steroids…
If I had that type of sex drive I believe my wife, after checking my medication, would be brining hookers home for me…
Yes, you’re exactly right, Truth. There are much worse offences against humanity than cheating on one’s spouse. Not that the latter is a good thing, but let’s keep some perspective.
I was about to do a post on this but you beat me to it MadMike. Anyway;
I don’t care about Wood’s private affairs. He neither hurt me, or the general public. He is no more a model for morality that Mick Jagger. And who cares how many affairs Mick had.
All Tiger’s partners were willing. They all were excited to bed down with him and none of them were innocent virgins. Rehab? My ass. I dig women and I’m proud of it. I like sex as much as Tiger Woods. I just like it with my wife.
Tiger’s “sins” are crap. In the great scheme they mean nothing. This whole saga is nothing compared to what the PGA Tour went through twenty five years ago.
South Africa was still in the grip of apartheide. They also held a golf event called The Sun City Million. It invited top players from all over the world. PGA golfer, Curtis Strange, at that time one of the top players and had made millions from golf and endorsements played in the thing. Many golfers boycotted but not the greedy slimebad Curtis Strange. He said “I’m a golfer. Not a politician.”
That my friends is a truly despicable thing he did. Is what Tiger Woods did that big a deal? Hell no. His Tiger Woods Foundation raises and funds more charities than Curtis Strange made in his lifetime.
And about Tiger’s crash, Mike, I disagree with you. If I had crashed my car into a fire hydrant, I couldn’t refuse to talk to the cops. At least, not without unpleasant consequences.
About the Rev. Haggard, I loooove this YouTube vid: Ted Haggard is …
I’ve watched it countless times.
I have to disagree Will. There was no evidence to indicate that he was intoxicated or had anything but an accident. Sorry my friend but as a retired cop I know how it works. Now that is not to say that it sometimes doesn’t work…..So your point is taken and understood 🙂
The ONLY thing about this that pisses me off, Mike (well, other than the copious amounts of coverage, of course), is the fact that this guy got special treatment. He ran his car off the road and was obviously intoxicated (on something). If this had happened to you or me, it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as cushy.