Nut of the Day: Texas’ Gohmert Says Demons Have Invaded
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Speaking shortly after he riled up a crowd at Tuesday’s Tea Party protest, Texas Republican Louie Gohmert, a fanatic birther, declared that “demons” – yes, demons – have invaded the capital (and likely the souls of Democrats), forcing lawmakers to mislead the public about the content of the health care bill.
“Well it would take a demon to be this dishonest about a bill,” the Texas Republican told the Huffington Post. “If they would just read the bill, they would see what they are saying is dishonest.”
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I don’t have a thing against demons. After all I have my own share of them 🙂
Infidel: I think St. P is limited to snakes, but who knows?? 🙂
Can St. Patrick drive out demons, or does he only do snakes?
I don’t know what all the huff is about… I’ve drank with demons for years… and at Giley’s too! Fact is, demons have greater integrity than most christ-er’s in TX.
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The bottom of the barrel is all Satan has to recruit from, mind you, it’s a gigantic barrel. When a Republican starts mumbling on about Demons, and the such, he’s talking directly to his base, using the media to get a message to the fearful flock, the trembly, scared ones, who used to see “Reds Under The Bed,” and now see terrorists behind every beard. Oh no my mailman is a terrorist.
“I have in my hand a list of 42 demons in the State Department…..” and Hillary Clinton is the head demon, of course.
Ok, LOL, I have to agree with Jessica on this one, I want to see some demons with some BALLS!
“single-digit IQ.” Kind of a sweeping statement don’t you think?
Nope. “a single-digit-IQ Texan”, singular. No implication that it refers to anyone other than Gohmert personally.
These are some hokey demons right here if all they are doing is fussing and lying. I want my demons eating babies with barbeque sauce,and kicking small animals on the NJ turnpike, with a high flying helicopter getting all the relevant footage so I can be all distressed about it. Along with Infidel’s sex orgies, but no footage of that will be available.
Aha!! A DEMONstration!! 😈
“single-digit IQ.” Kind of a sweeping statement don’t you think?
Good grief, what boring demons. I thought a demon invasion would result in the seas boiling, the dead rising from their graves, the Vatican being transformed into a lake of fire, sex orgies all over the place, cool stuff like that. But all the demons want to do is confuse a single-digit-IQ Texan about health reform? Satan’s recruitment department must be really scraping the bottom of the barrell.
Satan’s recruitment department must be really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
As of yesterday, I am told, I am one of Satan’s most able assistants and do things to help him. LONG story. I will get right on this and take care of it immediately.