Sarah Palin’s TEA-BAGGERS head to little Searchlight!
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No doubt you have heard of Ruby and the Rockits, Anthony and the Johnsons, and of course the inimitable Ma Rainey and Her Tub Jug Band. Well there is new group out there and it’s Sarah Palin and the Tea-Baggers.
The former half-governor of Alaska, author of Going Rouge, and running mate to Ancient Crotchety Person John McCain is leading her group into Searchlight, Nevada in pursuit of poor old Harry Reid, the leader of the senate who helped bring health care to millions. Palin and her Baggers don’t like Harry for obvious reasons. You see Senator Harry is a Democrat and wants to help people. They call him Harry the Helper in the free world. The Palin and her Collection of Bags don’t want to help people. They love Jesus, not people. They call them Jesus Jumpers in the free world.
The Palin and her gang of Gaggling Goof Balls plan on turning tiny little Searchlight, the home of Senator Harry, on its ear, and thus kick off their official mission which is to destroy all people running for office who want to help other people [and may not think] that Jesus and the Big Guy made all of the earth or that women have the right to choose what to do with their bodies.
Here is the map, the target zones if you will, of Palin and the Tea Baggers. These are the people who help people that The Palin and her Mad Minions want to destroy:
So, to all decent people, Democrats and others who want the world to be a better place, let’s not let Palin and the Tea-Baggers succeed! Let’s VOTE for the GOOD GUYS and make sure never to start talking Tea Bag!
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Barracuda…LOL, forgot about that one. More like goldfish. You know, because you bring them home, then they quit after a few days and have to be flushed.
Anyhoo, I’m sure she’ll have a welcome reception in the Virginia mountains. Ever wonder why the mountainous regions are always packed full of right-wingnut white people? At least, here on the east coast they tend to be. Yeah, I don’t get it either.
Same here Bee!
As much as time as the Nevada Leg Hound, Harry Reid, has spent humping GOP and Blue Dog legs, perhaps a little teabuggery will wake him up.
As long as it doesn’t put him to sleep TC 🙂 🙂
With him, we never know.
I wouldn’t listen to Palin’s advice on “how to win elections” she lost the last one she ran in, quit half through one she did win, on second thoughts, yes please Republicans, hang on to her every word.
LOL! What would the Baggers do without the Barracuda. After today I think it safe to say that John McCain has become a BAGGER!!
I like Rachel’s map better so here it is, linked below for you. $ister $arah is all about the money, nothing more nothing less. I have not heard of all the people you mentioned by the way. Psst, It is Going Rogue, not Rouge. That was the title that The Nation authors came up with for their book, so you know 🙂 Grandma turkey lover should be coming up on her 15 minutes soon enough. We just have to hold out a little longer for it to happen.
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Jessica I know it is Going Rogue 🙂 The error was intentional 🙂 but I thank you nonetheless. As to Grandma turkey lover..LOL LOL..I am afraid she is going to be around for a long time. I love Rachel’s map. Unfortunately it doesn’t fit with The Palin’s “crosshair” theme.
Well you have to laugh at them and give them funny names or you would be crying about what is happening. Oh I should have known a librul would be all about disrespecting her literary genius 😉 I guess my snarkometer is running low on battery power. I’ll check on that later.
Very true Jessica!!
I doubt if they serve tea in Searchlight. Saw about this on ABC, I think. The towns people aren’t too happy and would prefer that the buggers stay away.
I can’t blame them Leslie! Did you get my email addy btw?