Lou Dobbs Running for President – Thousands of Immigrants Running for Border
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Lou Dobbs in his national costume
Angry white guy, Lou Dobbs is considering a run for President, he told GQ’s Jeanne Marie Laskas.
Laskas, who spent several days with Dobbs, got Dobbs to say he is considering a run and that his wife is growing more and more OK with the idea.
“I never said I’m running for president,” Dobbs said, adding that he never said he isn’t either. “I’m not ruling anything out. I don’t know what I’m going to do.”
“You’re considering it,” Laskas said.
“I am,” he said, adding that his wife Debi is “probably more open to considering it than she’s ever been.”
“Oh, my God, you’re running for president,” Laskas said in response.
Dobbs has appeared on Fox News since leaving CNN in November.
A source close to Dobbs told MMA , under condition of anonymity, that the 64 year old Dobbs, “had been having talks with the Teabaggers, Palin, Bachmann and Beck, other Republican leaders about supporting his projected bid for the Presidency.”
The Southern Border Patrol has been reporting increased traffic as thousands of doomed immigrants pack their bags and move back to Mexico.
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Lou Dobbs for President, Tom Tancredo for VP. Their slogan — “Kill All The Mud Races” — could fit on bumper stickers, T-shirts, the palm of one’s hand…
A business in the making. Oh those dollars, Lou’s gonna love it.
I’m confused. Cough Cough only just got in. How long’s the poor bugger got before someone else can challenge him? Bloody hell! He’s hardly had time to wipe his nose!
We, the people here, do not wipe our nose. We suck it down and swallow it.
Yeah,
right.
Marking this down.
There is something so psychopathic about having a Mx wife and hating Mexicans out right… what up wit dat?
Kinda makes me barf… how about you?
Good one Holte!
Another mostly made up post Gwen.
Nah, it was just a rally they were having protesting the taxes and the fact we have a *shh* black democrat in the Oval Office. Just a few more counter protesters than baggers there and I happened to be one of them. I went with my best friend and his boyfriend as a last minute irritant to teabaggers. You would probably love it, but I would be embarrassed as all get out because I am totally useless as far as writing goes. I leave that up to people who are WAY more talented than I will ever be. So in the immortal words of She Who Must Not Be Named, thanks but no thanks 🙂
LOL! So maybe one day we will have on scene reporters where writing is not necessary just talking 🙂
Yeah the talking I have down pat, I do believe there would be no problem there. I can even do smack talking with the best of them and if I do say so myself I am pleasing on the eyes. I don’t just say that myself, I have been told by lots of people I am extremely good looking. I can’t just be a spokesmodel though, a la bimbo Fox news reader. I would have to be more a Rachel Maddow/Joan Walsh type newsie, if that is ok with you 🙂
Write a post for us Jess about a Teabagger rally, please. I’ll be your editor.
Jess,
At the last antiwar protest in front of SF City Hall I struck up a conversation with one of the Al Jazeera lady reporters, she was very good looking too. So you should apply at Al Jazeera. They respect brains and beauty there.
That’s just fine with me Jess 🙂
Isn’t he the one that had the Obama waffles, talking about how much his wife would like them. at some function of the good ole boys network? It is just about time we had another old white man run for the office of president though. They have had the boot to the neck from the rest of us for far too long now. They will no longer be an oppressed group, if I have anything to say about it. I would change affiliation to make sure he is the nominee next election. Actually, there would be a going back and forth between him and Bible Spice. Problem solved, they can run both of them together. She can be the top dog and he can be her VP. A win win in my mind. It would be comedy gold, I tell you.
LOL! It would be comedy gold Jess 🙂
These people love them some Sarah though. I don’t know how anyone else is going to sneak in there with her doing whatever the hell she does. These people are crazy, with a capital C. I was at a baggers rally last night, granted there were more of us countering their little gathering, but they were all in with the I love Sarah shirts and hats. I am almost certain I was left bagger literature last night because of my bumperstickers, with the winking of Bible Spice and celebrate American Ignorance as the saying. Or it could have been the one of her in a circle with the line drawn through it saying, And you thought Bush was stupid. It could have been those or it could have been my Palin?Bachmann 2012-2013 1/2 or maybe it was the Intelligent female against Sarah Palin or maybe it was the one…. I have a whole anti Sarah thing going on till I decide what will go on my car next. I know, I am an awful, horrid person for being cruel to the stupid among us. I’m certain I will get over that though in about, yup over it already 🙂
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Wow! You went to a bagger conference? How cool. Would love it if you could guest author a piece about your observations, thoughts, and etc.
Who’d want to vote for McCain light? And who’d be his running mate?
This is one of those too stupid to be real things I think Demeur 🙂
The funny thing about Dobbs is, he’s married to a Mexican American: Debi Lee Segura, and has four children…all of them Mexican Americans of course.
What a wonderful world eh Holte?
-SJ
LOL! I knew none of that. Maybe that’s precisely why he clearly hates immigrants.
And I say to myself “. . . what a wonderful world, Oh Yea.” If Satchmo was alive he’d be writing for MMA, to hell with that trumpet thing.
Holte, the last thing we need is some “trumpet-player” cramping our style with some kind of free form commentary. I’d insist Armstrong submit his replies in mp3s of smoking fast horn riffs. -Yeah, that’s blogging.
-SJ