Red Alert! Red Alert! The Hypnotoad has Invaded MadMikesAmerica!
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My friends, contributors, editors, visitors and other-worlders , MadMikes is no longer safe. We are invaded, compromised, infected, and otherwise most egregiously fucked. The Hypnotoad, a demon beyond description, has been inadvertently released by author MyCue. At the moment the beast is restricted, locked up, caged at Oso’s post [about God, lack thereof, chocolate and Easter]. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT engage the beast. Do not knock at his door or click his link. His power is beyond comprehension REMEMBER YOU MUST NEVER LOOK INTO ITS EYES!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
MAY DOG ALMIGHTY KEEP YOU SAFE!!
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This is just so ridiculous. I can’t believe that you guys fall for this every time. I mean it’s funny the first time but after the…ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL POWER AND GLORY ARE HIS!
I rather like him. Can I adopt him?
Anyone for frog legs?
You join the girl’s team Bill. You also missed the point of the evil hypnotoad 🙂
Lazer I’m for frog’s legs. I’m with you 100 perce-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
-rinse and repeat.
SJ you had something to say and yet you were reluctant. I want to share with you my most personal thoughts. You see..NO! NO! AGAIN. NOT AGAIN…Arghhh.ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD ALL HAIL ALL HAIL..
Never gets old.
Incidentally, don’t know if I mentioned this the last time the Hypnotoad took us to task, but on one of the Futurama DVDs, there’s an actual “Everybody Loves Hypnotoad” episode as an extra feature. It’s just a half hour of the Hypnotoad staring out at you against a white back drop, with commercial breaks…
before I forget, All GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Oh, looky, he’s sweet, he likes to be scratched behind his…well, I suppose those would qualify as ears…
I’m a toad whisperer, what can I tell you?
I knew there was something about you Bee. Remember, though, he is a toad and you are a bee…Watch out for that long, wet tongue 🙂
So what happens if one should- hypothetically of course- lick the hypnotoad?
Licking the toad is not possible. The evil power of the monstrous beast will not allow you to get close. Only the two headed blue duck, a rare creature indeed, can get close enough to the dragonfly eater.
Death to the Hypnotoads!
ROFLMAO!!!!
Mike,
Thanks for the warning. I’d been stuck watching that stupid video for hours. I’ll make sure not to click on thALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.
Mike, I was wanting to email you about the use of WordPress, especially about how exactly you insert those thumALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD…must resist can’t ahhhhh ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD ALL HAIL THE HYNOTOAD ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD
The attacks are most painful, but like Love they are short in duration. The insertion of thumbs, in this context, is contryylaltocfuckkkkkkkkk…..ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY TOAD> ALL HAIL HIS HYPNOSOSIS!! We must resits (GACK HERE) we are doooooommmmmmmed ALL HAIL ALL HAIL ALL HAIL….
There was a leak, it’s out IT’S OUT GOD HELP US IT’s…ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD somebody stab me ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!
Oh DOG! I told you! I warned you. Fool of a Took! Now we are all doomed. I must warn the ….No!! You bloated Limbaugh Like Fool you will…..grank..gurkkkkkkkk..Hail! ALL MUST HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD…ALL HAIL..ALL HAIL….