THE (ENGLISH) EMPIRE STRIKES BACK : Bigot???

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People of America. You have, for some bizarre reason that will remain a mystery to me, been following the British elections.

A “hung” parliament is likely but, sadly, does not entail hanging Peter Mandelson. (Just Google the slimy old queer and you’ll understand).

Prime Minister (and I use the term loosely as he’s never actually been elected) Gordon “The Mad One Eyed Jock” Brown has, frankly, excelled himself.

During an election tour of Rochdale, Lancashire – which is a short 15-minute walk from my home town of Oldham – he listened to, and answered questions from, a lady who is a Labour supporter (i.e., a lady who would be voting for him and his demented party).

Admittedly, the very fact that anyone would vote Labour suggests a very serious mental illness, but regardless, she asked him some quite sensible questions.

He answered in what can now best be described as a “public manner.”

His “private” thoughts popped out shortly after, as he had no idea his microphone was switched on.

The result being that, finally, we now have incontrovertible proof that our politicians hate us.

They know what to do and we, the electorate, are morons – and, indeed, bigots according to Old Gord.

Good grief! A member of the public… the electorate… has the audacity to question him?????

I’m sure there are those who may have considered my opinion – that British Democracy is dead – a slight exaggeration.

Well, “Hello dead democracy!”

Having recently qualified as a driving instructor, I wonder whether Spain needs any… at least then I could “fit in” as an immigrant and learn Spanish and embrace their culture.

Odd, really. Our immigrants don’t seem, often, to want to do that.

You can’t say such things of course. If you do, the accuracy of the statement is irrelevant. You are a bigot. Just ask old Gordy…

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13 years ago

I saw the video of Brown’s glorious gaff (it’s showing over ever few minutes). In my 94 years I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man stick both feet and his ass, in his mouth.

13 years ago

Infidel : Oh dear…Mandelson….that does hit a nerve with me. If I heard he’d been murdered / assassinated / fell of a tenth story balcony / accidentally fell into a meat grinder I would party like there was no tomorrow.

Mandelson is a…possibly the…prime example why British democracy is on the rocks.

A couple of pals think I hate him ’cause he’s gay – which is odd really, as they both are and they’re my pals.

Yes, he is gay…and yes I do have a problem with that word being used in that way – gay means happy etc etc…I do, however, understand that homosexuals were having a very hard time of it (if you’ll pardon the pun) and pinched the word to soften their image. I understand and even sympathise so, I ain’t homophobic.

Mandelson could prefer sheep for all I care. The bastard has lied so clearly in the past – twice at that – he has had to resign his position in the Labour govt. On both occasions I would have been prosecuted. Any citizen would have been – he wasn’t.

As a result of his lies he was awarded a lucrative job in Europe and now, not only is he back in govt. he’s been given a peerage.

Lord Mandelson??????? Lord queer lying two faced piece of shite Mandelson.

Yep.

I really really don’t like the bastard.

Yep.

If this was America and I could have a gun I would be imprisoned for killing the son of a bitch.

How did you realise I don’t like him?…;-)

13 years ago

Oh, this is delicious. I’ve been following the story on the net.

Well, “Hello dead democracy!”

Just wait. It may yet revive, in the form of plummeting votes for Labour.

It says somewhere in the Bible that an army of a thousand soldiers was once wiped out using “the jawbone of an ass”. History may record that the Labour party has today suffered a similar disaster by means of the same instrument.

By the way, what has Peter Manglebum done that he’s so consistently singled out for your special ire?

13 years ago

I’m shocked – shocked! – that politicians don’t like the electorate. Can’t say I’ve ever heard the word “bigot” associated with voting/not voting for a political party though. I hope that doesn’t make me a bigot.

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