Alabama-The Nuttiest State in the Nation

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Look, you guys, Alabama is better than that! Dale Peterson, candidate for Alabama Agriculture Commissioner, wants everyone to know that he’s tired of thugs and criminals. Dude, chill out. You’re running for Agricultural Commissioner. Do you even know what your job is?

Alabama is apparently trying to be the craziest state in the country… and totally succeeding! Maybe you remember some of their recent controversial campaign ads in the gubernatorial primary? I think they might be taking this whole election season a little too seriously.

This Dale Peterson ad—appropriately titled “We are Better than That!!!!!”—could almost pass for a joke, but it is too good to not be real. This sort of insanity could only come from a genuine crazy place. So here’s to Alabama, the nuttiest state in the nation!

Read more: http://technorati.com/videos/article/alabama-continues-being-craziest-state-in/#ixzz0oF1IPBPT

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13 years ago

Sorry…I like him…he has a horse.

I have no idea what he is on about but…I suspect…neither do the majority of the electorate over there.

He said some’at about ‘illegals’ which does strike a chord over here.

Still…no matter…people with guns and horse won’t get elected over here. Arrested possibly but not elected…

Randal Graves
13 years ago

Glad to see the future Ag Commish appear in public with his wife.

Reply to  Randal Graves
13 years ago

on the floor rolling around fucking laughing my ass off!!!!!

13 years ago

Who does he think he is, John Wayne?

Bee
13 years ago

What a DOOFUS.

Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

and mealy mouthed! or is that meely mouthed?

Diction is really in the crapper too… but it is Aladambama.
Funny one MM.

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