Atheist Teacher Attacked With Holy Water
In another case of teachers donning the dunce cap, a pair of Florida women have been relegated to desk duty after they were accused of spritzing a fellow teacher who’s an atheist with holy water. An atheist apparently without a sense of humor. In front of her class. The two self-proclaimed Christians were escorted out of Blanche Ely High School in Pompano Beach, ABC News reports, after the atheist teacher, Schandra Rodriguez, complained. The lawyer for the two accused teachers says no one got sprinkled with anything. He says the brouhaha started when Rodriguez’s class was discussing the earthquake in Haiti, and talk turned to religion. One of the students noted that Rodriguez is an atheist, which she acknowledged, and another noted, “It looks like someone needs to sprinkle Ms. Rodriguez with some holy water.” One of the other teachers then brandished a perfume bottle as a joke, the lawyer says, but she wasn’t even near Rodriguez.
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It could be construed as assault with intent to cause bodily harm. That will put the bible bangers (pun intended) in the position of maintaining that “holy” water is, after all, just water. Yes, I do have a devious mind. Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea maxima Culpa.
WOW just now reading this. If I were that Atheist teacher I would cringe and writhe screaming out, “AAAUUGH!!! It burns!!” which is, after all, what they were expecting, wasn’t it?
That nice young lady in the picture, shouldn’t be sitting on cold granite in her underwear, she will get hemorrhoids.
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LOL LOL LOL!!! Good point Holte.
Any of you know who the model is, so I can do research on the bra and panty set, I like it? Oh and what the hell is the matter with all this stuff with teacher these last couple weeks. We have one using assassination angles in algebra class, yesterday a teacher having her kids dress up in KKK costume, to make a video about them in history, now this. I swear, if someone does anything remotely like that when I get my credential next year, I will haul off and smack someone.
If the Jesusheads looked like that, they could sprinkle me with holy water as often as they’d like.
I hear that!!!