BP Boss Opens Mouth, Swallows Foot..
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Taken from a British newspaper website
The boss of BP has claimed its Gulf of Mexico oil spill is “relatively tiny” compared with the “very big ocean”. (Obviously a man of great geographical intellect…)
Chief executive Tony Hayward also admitted his job is on the line because of the disaster, set to be the worst oil spill in history.
He said: “The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. (Get away!)
“The amount of oil and dispersant is tiny in relation to the water volume.” (so it’s a tiny worst oil spill in history….am I missing something here?)
The firm said it has spent £308million trying to contain the 5,000 barrels flowing out a day from the well damaged in an explosion of the Louisiana coast three weeks ago.
Hayward added: “We’ll fix it. I guarantee. The only question is we don’t know when.”
See America! I told you it wasn’t a problem. If the BP boss says it isn’t then, clearly, it isn’t…..it’s a mere drop of oil in a very large ocean apparently….
This dickhead should have been a politician!!!
President Cough Cough is pushing for a law to force BP to pay for all the clean-up costs.
Well, perhaps they could start by using Haywards rather odd shaped head as some sort of plug?
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“I’ll pay my bills. I guarantee. The only question is I don’t know when.”
This dickhead IS a politician. It is a requirement for the job. Well, at least you have to think and lie like a politician.
By that logic, he shouldn’t object to eating a spoonful of arsenic — I mean, it’s only a fraction of an ounce of the stuff in a body weighing 200 pounds or so. Obviously no big deal.