California Candidate Wants To Give Child Molesters Own Island
A fringe candidate for California governor wading into deep waters is pitching a plan to ship pedophiles to an an island unless they either promise to leave California forever or spend the rest of their lives in prison. Under the plan, they’d be shipped to Santa Rosa Island, part of the Channel Islands National Park, which is currently appreciated only by “park rangers and environmentalists” and a “waste of taxpayer money” to maintain, claims candidate Douglas Hughes. The first men to go would be pedophile cops, firefighters, forest rangers, building contractors and judges, so they could set up the island and develop a master plan for its evolution, says Hughes. Once a population is settled, the men could write their own island “constitution,” reports Curbed. They could never leave—nor bring children to their island abode. Hughes also has a plan to fight drugs. Addicts could continue as they are, buy drugs from the state at half price or enter a rehab program.
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GIVE THEM AN ISLAND! You have got to be kidding! LEAVE THE STATE AND MOLEST CHILDREN IN ANOTHER STATE! No choice here, stay in prison for the rest of your miserable life…..this is the solution. Left up to me, they would all be hanging from trees…………
I wish it were that simple Barbara. I really do….
A one way ticket to Vatican City would suffice.
Bright, innovative ignorance from the Right of Cali. What roadapples!! Geesh.
For those reading that think CA is all liberal, Pelosi/ San Francisco values all the time, this is exhibit A, we have our idiots. I sigh for my state with these lunatics in it. Maybe we should put him there instead, where he is free to do damage all by his lonesome.
Seems like a waste of a perfectly good island to me. Plus, how are they going to be able to set up a civilization when most of them are clergy?
Well, once they’re all over there, the island could be used for other things as well. Nuclear testing, say.
Why do child molesters need their own island? They’ve already got their own church.
Ain’t it the truth!!
I’d like to give politicians their own island.
Iceland would work…somewhere around the base of a certain volcano perhaps?
LOL!