‘Everywoman’ Sarah Palin Is Really ‘Elitist Ass’
Sarah Palin is doomed, warns Gawker, and it’s her Wasilla brethren, not the Democrats, who could take her down. Sure, the fence she built around her home will shield her family from the prying eyes of the “lamestream” media, writes Adrian Chen. But the problem isn’t the press—it’s Palin herself. Her neighbor rented to Joe McGinniss because she was angry over money owed. “There’s no purer form of small-town drama than the stiffed contractor out for non-monetary revenge.” Palin can’t afford to look like an elitist ass. Her “rise was based on a creation myth that had her springing from a fantasy Real America that loves guns and embryos,” Chen writes. “But the Real America Palin really inhabits just wants her to stop acting like a diva and to cough up the 1500 bucks.” Instead she built a very big fence. “Do not cross your people Sarah Palin!” warns Chen. “Your speaking career and presidential prospects don’t stand a chance against their hard-won sense of frontier justice. They will destroy you.”
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She’s OK, not great but a big distraction. Other things are going on while you are talking about her.
Lock the gate to her fence…from the OUTSIDE!!!
Unless she really screws up, she is on the gravy train for life. Name recognition pays really well.
I just want her to disappear but I know that won’t happen. The pubbies keep these people around for forever, see Newt and Pat Buchanan as my examples.
She is a jackass, jackass, jackass…………This woman is an irritant. Wish a wolf would come along and chew her up!
ooh, why would you inflict her on a poor wolf hound that has done you no harm 😉
She has been known to kill wolves, like to see them get a chance at hunting her down!
The more I learn about this squeaking squelchmonster the more I realize how much I despise her.
Nothing is more delightful to watch than the feeding frenzy that ensues when a bleeding prat falls into the churning waters of her small town piranha pool.
Well said!!