GOP Attack Ad-Is This Man Masturbating?

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The web has no shortage of salacious videos—and a new one, compliments of the GOP, appears to depict a Democratic nominee for the Senate masturbating. Roger Ebert—who knows a thing or two about film—declared the video “vile!” but the National Republican Senatorial Committee insists its attack ad, set to steamy music and showing a bare-chested Ohio Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher in front of his computer, isn’t sexual in nature, reports the Columbus Dispatch.

Factor in the double entendres—”He didn’t get the job done,” and “Dare to see more?”—and the undulating special effects, and, well, it looks as though he is, indeed, trying to get the job done. The shirtless image came from a documentary made by Fisher’s son in 2006, which captured a tired, shirtless Fisher hunched over his computer.

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13 years ago

Any man, or come (if you’ll pardon the expression) to that, woman out there who denies masturbating, they are either lying or they’ve got a serious problem.

Alternatively, I have a serious problem…;-)

GOD! I’M BLIND!!!!

Jess
Reply to  fourdinners
13 years ago

You don’t go blind anymore from it. Have you not been keeping up with the times? When you masturbate now, God kills a kitten.

13 years ago

That clip was severely photo-shopped, but maybe he was, maybe he wasn’t. If he was, you’d think he would at least have the decency to rent a boy to do it for him, like a Republican.

Jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

Exactly and I wonder if he would have his “luggage lifted” or the “long stroke” the way the righties like it. So much fun to be had at the righties expense, not so much time to do it in.

Jess
13 years ago

If you guys had been paying attention, you would already know, masturbation day is the same day as National Prayer Day. I mean, not like I did not remind you all to be nice to yourself the night before or anything. Sheesh, I see I am going to have to nag you all into remembering these special occassions, like I have to with hubby and our anniversary.

=^..^=

Jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

No, I have to remind him it is our anniversary. He can masturbate whether I force him to or not. That is his right as big and ugly enough, to take care of his own self needs. 🙂

Jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

I don’t embarrass easily once I get to “know” people. I still am a little shy in public, but I get over that after a while. I think that has something to do with my scaly fish like skin and the horns I have, but that could be wrong. I’ll tell you, this is one of my everyday more than once a day reads now. I’m glad Bee turned me on to you guys, really glad. The one thing I don’t really care for, every place I go I am, for the most part, the baby of the commenters.

=^..^=

13 years ago

First Janet Jackson’s nipple, now this. Americans will be masturbating in the street before long!

osori
Reply to  Randal Graves
13 years ago

If so, they will need masturbation outfits as well as permits. Possibly a lot of jobs will be created.
Gives the term Stimulus more meaning too!

13 years ago

Those republicans knew what they were doing with this. Only after they get called on it do they denyit. Looks like he is masturbating regardless.

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