Marine Has Palin’s Face Tattooed on Ass
Benjamin Lepping has carried his admiration for Alaska and Sarah Palin to a new level — just below his belt. On the backside.
The 29-year-old Marine from Louisville, Ky, tells the Marine Times he’s gotten a tattoo on his left buttock in the likeness of the conservative political heroine and former Republican governor.
Independent confirmation of the politically incorrect left-leaning tattoo was not available by choice.
The fun-loving gunnery sergeant says he got the tattoo to commemorate the good times he had while on assignment in Alaska.
Lepping says he got a tattoo of the Southern Cross star constellation on his right buttock where the sun don’t shine to remember the fun he had in Australia. Great lasting souvenirs all.
Of course, the Marine needs a mirror to remind himself of those northern and southern good times just below his own equator. And someday perhaps he’ll have more good times explaining them all to a Mrs. Lepping.
Lepping is now serving in Afghanistan as an explosive ordnance disposal technician. He has 30 tattoos, the weekly newspaper reported. But the Palin tattoo, 5 inches by 4 inches, with Palin in her characteristic bun hairdo, may be the most memorable on the Camp Pendleton Marine’s patriotic torso.
“I’d say it’s pretty famous in the Southern California area,” Lepping added.
And now, well beyond.
Many thanks to Tony Perry of The Los Angeles Times
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I’d get it in the middle of my ass, with her mouth in the exact spot that you think it would be. That way it would be more accurate, considering all the sh!t that comes out of her mouth.
Lol Connie!
If was going to get a tattoo of Palin, it’s where I’d want it.
Got that right Holte, it’s on an ass and it’s somebody else’s ass!
A good example of military intelligence.
Uh excuse me! I was a special agent for military intelligence while serving in the United States Army…Thank you 🙂 🙂 🙂
*sigh*
And I thought MH was the butt-crack obsessed one here at MMA. Now I see the condition has spread to include the rest of you.
Yes but is it a “Taint to NoWhere?”
Well being the “ass” I am….Let’s hope this soldier gets diarrhea.
That would “crack” me up.
I sure hope he’s not the “Butt” of a lot of jokes.
The “End”
PS I hope he’s sitting down for this.
Signed…fartmore Buttcrack
Logically, does this mean she has to get his ass tattooed on her face?
ROFLMAO!!!!!