Men-If You Wanna Get Lucky Open Your Fridge
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Though the makers of Axe body spray would like you to believe otherwise, the secret to attracting women may be as easy as opening your fridge.
The authors of a new health book claim that eating celery boosts the pheromone levels in a man’s sweat, making him more appealing to the fairer sex. That’s because celery contains androstenone, a naturally occurring steroid; upping your concentration of it should increase pheromone secretion.
The would-be vegetable Viagra also reportedly ramps up sex drive and can intensify one’s climax, reports Asylum. “We recommend that a guy work out, have a nice warm shower, chomp on a few sticks of celery, brush his teeth, and then head out the door smelling good,” says one of the authors, who actually seems to be giving Axe a boost after all.
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Celery with cream cheese, yum.
I just came back from the grocery store, celery, sold out.
Sweaty celery smelling men…yeah, there’s a turn on.
Better than asparagus and broccoli, I’m just sayin is all.
Mike, tell me you didn’t get rid of your black velvet “Dogs playing poker” for the above “Ladies Man” picture!
How dare you even suggest such a thing? Then again I must admit I traded in my Elvis for the above once I read that he couldn’t shit himself to death. That was a disappointment 🙂
It’s true. Celery does work, but why did they leave out the “powdered with Roofies” part?
So you know “Roofies ‘R Us?” What a small world!
Pssst, Mike. I know a couple posts ago you said it had been a while, lights on lights off type stuff. Trying hard to not exhibit signs of well, I dunno but I am trying. So you know, just opening the fridge door isn’t an automatic, there are other things must be done in order for said laying to happen. I know it sometimes is hard for men to grasp the finer points, some women too, but it is what is is.
What? You mean just opening the door of my fridge, watching beer fall out, and pointing out the celery isn’t enough? Oh no! I am surely doomed 🙂 🙂
I’m afraid to tell you, it is true. Hey you are a teacher, maybe you could go to your library and get some learning done 🙂 It is that or you are doomed, DOOMED I tell you.
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I distinctly recall reading years ago that eating celery makes one’s semen taste better, too.
Methinks the celery farmers a very, very imaginative marketing committee.
So my chicken vindaloo and garlic naan bread theory isn’t right then?
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! I don’t think so 🙂
But vodka is extremely effective. Trouble is, you have to get her to drink it.
And you better have a whole lot of it…