Message From BP To American Coastal Dwellers

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BP doing everything it can to make vast amounts of money at our expense.

In a new development in the ongoing BP oil spill saga, tar balls have been found off the Florida Keys. The presence of these thick, gooey, blobby oil clumps in sites across the Gulf shores have given many all the proof they need that the oil spill has finally reached home. Still, there is no direct connection between BP’s drilling platform calamity and the nearly two dozen tar balls discovered by U.S. Coast Guard officials.

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Holte Ender

Holte Ender will always try to see your point of view, but sometimes it is hard to stick his head that far up his @$$.
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13 years ago

Thanks to Holte and to SJ…
Johnny Cash always makes me stop and listen.

13 years ago

Actually….if England could borrow a few ‘tar balls’ and use them rather than footballs we may actually have a real chance in this World Cup….

I saw a SKY bit of TV today which showed a very attractive seabird hopping around between the ‘tar balls’. The wifey was slightly alarmed at my shouts of “Not that way! That way!”

SJ
13 years ago

Feels only right to post this video in this thread:

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13 years ago

Those tar balls have nothing to do with the oil spill. I lived down there for 20 years and there have been tar balls washing up on the beaches for as long as I can remember. This is yet another media driven scare.

Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

there have been tar balls wash­ing up on the beaches for as long as I can remem­ber.

Those aren’t tar balls. They’re the balls of Congressmen and regulators, which they’ve so conspicuously surrendered in exchange for oil company campaign contributions / bribes.

Reply to  Infidel753
13 years ago

You’ll get no argument from me on that one Infidel.

SJ
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

Ditto.
They should be forced to clean every drop of this calamity up, right on to and beyond their ruination.

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