Religions of Peace?

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10 Responses to Religions of Peace?

  1. Randal Graves Reply

    May 22, 2010 at 10:55 am

    I hope the next major religion is centered around hot pants and onion rings instead of some book of contradictions.

    • Holte Ender Reply

      May 22, 2010 at 11:11 am

      I’m way too old to wear hot pants, but I love onion rings.

    • Infidel753 Reply

      May 22, 2010 at 11:20 am

      Knowing religion, it would probably require you to eat the pants and wear the onion rings.

      • SJ Reply

        May 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm

        Hah hahahaha!
        -Or claim the onion rings made themselves and that hot pants are an indication of pious virtue.

    • Bee Reply

      May 22, 2010 at 1:06 pm

      I’m totally on board with the onion rings. The hotpants, not so much, but to each his own, and Randal can do the hotpants wearing and sweat chanting.

  2. osori Reply

    May 22, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Next visitor is a representative of a US multinational spreading the peace of outsourced factory work.

  3. Lazersedge Reply

    May 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    How about a religion based on lust and sloth.

    • The Lawyer Reply

      May 22, 2010 at 5:21 pm

      Or transcendence through scotch. The First Church of Dewar’s.

      • SJ Reply

        May 22, 2010 at 5:24 pm

        Amen Lawyer. I may head off and get myself “churched” right now in broad daylight.
        Cheers.
        -SJ

  4. MadMike Reply

    May 22, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Onion rings? Scotch? Who said scotch? Onion rings and scotch..as long as it isn’t Dewars…Blech!

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