Tea Bagger Candidate – I am the Messiah
Republican leaders have declared open war on Tim D’Annunzio, a Tea Party-backed North Carolina congressional candidate who they fear may be insane. They’re publicizing documents from D’Annunzio’s divorce, in which his wife testifies that he called himself the messiah, predicted god would drop a 1,000-mile high pyramid on Greenland, and claimed to have found the Ark of the Covenant in Arizona. A doctor also revealed that he smokes pot almost every day, Newser
Years later, a judge ruled that he had willfully skipped child support payments, adding that he’d described himself as a “religious zealot” who considered the government the “Antichrist.” The chairman of the North Carolina GOP says D’Annunzio “has disqualified himself by his background, his record and his behavior.” But he might actually win; he got more votes initial primary voting than anyone else, and has plenty of cash for his runoff with local sportscaster Harold Johnson.
Tim D’Annunzio when he was a boy
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MRLP!!! Now that says it all!!!
A pyramid will land on Greenland.
I wonder why Greenland?
LoonyToony. OY!
Poor Greenland!
This is going to be an extremely entertaining midterm season this year. Micheal Steele is the best RNC head EVER, he should stay as long as he wants IMO. You know ,who has not gotten stoned and thought they were Jesus? Me, myself and I have done it more than once, being that high you just don’t know you are not the perfect one.
Wait! Stop! I’m NOT Jesus??? Oh no……
You would think the daily ‘high’ would give him a better sense of the mystic, as in… The GOP has tripped badly, but it doesn’t seem to be that far down as it would accept him as a candidate. Geesh.
Sing along with me: Oh those Krazy Kristians…Oh those Krazy Kristians….
The Monster Raving Loony Party is far more serious than the Tea Party, they have actual policies, such as: The abolition of the semi-colon; because no one knows how to use them.
Sarah Palin, then Rand Paul, now this. The only way the Republicans could get any nuttier would be to start nominating those guys who think they’re picking up alien radio messages on their teeth fillings.
The party should probably get a new name. Britain already has something called the Monster Raving Loony Party, but that’s intended to be a joke.