Warning: Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Everglades

The smaller cousin of Bigfoot lives in and around the Florida Everglades, the equally scary and stinky, Skunk Ape

A Bigfoot like creature, the Skunk Ape is a hominid cryptid said to inhabit the Southern United States, from places such as North Carolina and Arkansas, although reports from Florida are most common. It is said to be closely related to the Hapes of the Gulf coast region as they both share similar characteristics, although Hapes are vampiric whereas Skunk Apes are not known to be. It is named for its appearance and for the unpleasant odor that is said to accompany it.Reports of the Skunk ape were particularly common in the 1960s and 1970s. In the fall of 1974, numerous sightings were reported in suburban neighborhoods of Dade County, Florida, of a large, foul-smelling, hairy, ape-like creature, which ran upright on two legs.
 

A relative of Bigfoot is in heat

Bigfoots smaller cousin has begun its Mating Season in Florida and in OCHOPEE, Fla. Dave Shealy, an RV park owner has some tips and warnings for those not experienced in dealing with the Mini-Bigfoot. Lately, he’s heard lots of campers report strange sounds coming from the swamps. He figures it’s the Skunk Ape’s mating call, which sounds like a low-pitched dove cooing. Though Skunk Apes are generally shy, Shealy says women on their periods should be careful when hiking the area because the cryptoids are attracted to the scent of menstruation. A final bit of warning for females in the area, Human Females that is: Skunk Apes are also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.

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If you are in Florida this Memorial Day weekend, watch out for the cousin of Bigfoot, the smelly Skunk Ape.

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