When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Stripper – Just Like Mommy
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A young girl in the 1st grade was given an assignment by her teacher. Using crayons she had to illustrate what she wanted to be when she grew up. The sweet cherub proudly completed her work and handed it in.
After the teacher had appraised and graded her handiwork, the little girl took her project home to show her mother.
The young girl was surprised when her mother screamed and burst into tears and ran round the house saying “what will the other mothers think, how can I face them, everybody will be talking.”
She returned to school the next day with a note from her mother.
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This picture is of me selling a shovel !
Mrs. Harrington
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This ran in the Weekly Review Newspaper, Marion, IL a few years ago. The paper published a Kindergarten edition each year asking the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up. The paper has since closed. But we always enjoyed this special edition.
Love it!!!
I am getting addicted to this pic…please remove it before the wifey get’s upset!
What does a naked Sarah Palin have to do with Mrs. Harrington? Or did you mean a naked Michele Bachmann? She lives in snow country too.
Mrs. Harrington is one hell of a salesperson. Of course, that bangin’ hot bod probably doesn’t hurt.
That is one hot bod! Hell almost as good as one can imagine a naked Sarah Palin to be 🙂 🙂
Funny! LOL…….
LOL!
ROFLMAO!!! A wonderful example of a potentially “missed” communication.
Damn! That was nearly my kinda mommy!