WTF!!! Another One??

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Amid all the goings on in the world, with the Oil Spill and all the rest, I have to remind folks that the scams are still going on…beware…here is another one I got…WTF do I look as dumb as a stick of Chalk??? WTF!!!

FROM MR FRANCIS KWAME CHAMBERS
1515 CIRCLE GATE
P.M.B 1076 OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
PRIVATE MEMO

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Francis Kwame ,an Attorney at law, and the personal lawyer to Engineer Dr Alfred A. Corbeil, a foreigner who used to work and owned Corbeil Oil International in Burkina Faso, Herein after shall be referred to as my client.

It may interest you to know that , I got your contact at the office of the Chamber of commerce and Tourism in Ouagadougou Burkina faso as I was going through some directories. On the 10th day of August 2003, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a car accident along Ouaga – Bobo express way while arriving from a Holiday to Bobo.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made several enquiries to their embassy to locate any of their extended relatives and this has also proved unsuccessful. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating a fund valued at USD$13Million,(Thirteen million United States Dollars),left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.

On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, internal revenue tax and also telephone bills, while 60% will be for me towards any profitable investment in your country. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legal framework and legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I expect your urgent response indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our both mutual trust.Please i advice you reply to my private e-mail address for privacy and confidentiality (franciskwame23@sify.com) Kindly give me the information below to enable me establish you in the bank as beneficiary to my deceased client.

1. NAME IN FULL:…………………..
2. ADDRESS:…………………………
3. NATIONALITY:………………….
4. AGE:……………………………….
5. SEX………………………………….
6. OCCUPATION:………………….
7. MARITAL STATUS:…………
8. PHONE…………………………….
9. FAX:………………………………….

Best regard,
Francis Kwame Esq.

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13 years ago

Dearest brave soul..

You don’t know me from one Adam but I must inform you of my most strangest circumstance. I have lived my life in a horrendous manner, only caring for my factory and not for my family.

I recently discovered to my dismay that I have most terrible cancer with just very few months remaining on this good earth. But my family has moved to the United States of America to live. After they moved I convert to the most sincere Christian.

Now I must transfer my 67.3 million dollars to bank in your beautiful country but cannot without your help. Praise God.

With your help I will be well again and united with my family, thank you. Please allow me to transfer my 67.3 millions dollars to your account with your blessing please.

Sincerely and with Praise
Man you don’t know and never heard of before trying to
send you 67 million dollars.

13 years ago

You think you’re special. I just got an email from Kofi Annan today, informing me that I had been personally chosen to escrow an ungodly sum, and all he needed was for me to call and tell him my routing number to my checking account. I called all the judges I know and told them, in no uncertain terms, to go screw themselves because I will be retiring very soon.

13 years ago

It’s less to do with human stupidity and more to do with human greed, the good old something for nothing syndrome.

Reply to  Holte Ender
13 years ago

I have to admit, it sounds good sometimes to hear that you are finally getting what you are owed from life.

13 years ago

Otherwise known as the 419 scam.

Reply to  Krell
13 years ago

I keep wondering… does anyone actually make any money off of this? Gee.

Reply to  Gwendolyn H. Barry
13 years ago

Unfortunately, yes they do. There is one site that turns it around on the scammers, stringing them along with the promise of a big payout for a long as possible.

They even have a “hall of shame” where they manipulate the scammer into holding up ridiculous signs, probably because their English is not so good. Mostly Nigeria…

Reply to  Krell
13 years ago

I’m thinking the elderly are more victimized by these types of scams.

osori
Reply to  teeluck
13 years ago

that’s why they wrote you man 🙂

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