Death and Dying: With a Bang NOT a Whimper
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This memorial, etched in marble and set into an interior wall of a courthouse, serves as a daily reminder that dying doesn’t have to be that bad. If we could all be as lucky as Mr. J.M. Morton.
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I have such a funny joke about this and am not sure everyone would appreciate it. Ah hell who am I kidding, flame away if you must.
So this guy dies with his junk all erect and wife goes to the mortician with him. Mortician says Mrs, we won’t be able to close the lid, wife thinks about it for a sec and goes, all right then cut it off and stick it up his butt. Next day at the visitation wife goes forward for the viewing, crying as you would and leans to whisper to him the last goodbye. All the people at visitation are going, aww isn’t that sweet Mrs is saying her last good bye to him. Not really Mrs was leaning in, because she thought she saw a tear in hubby’s eye and told him, see you bastard, I told you it hurt.
Ah, hahahahahahahaha. That is a good one.
And he didn’t even need Viagra.
Wonder how they managed to get the casket lid shut?
Wow this guy came and went at the same time…
Isn’t this every man’s dream? Dying with an erection:)
Well at least he died doing the thing he loved.
Love is growing old, even if you are younger, together. That’s what it’s all about…..