Dim Lizzie and Naked Enrique in the Great Celebrity Circus
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BP has put a cap on that well, but nobody can cap the verbal sludge coming out of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Get your peanuts, soda and Gravol. This is MMA’s Celebrity Circus.
OH, THAT EXPLAINS IT: The View’s Hasselbeck has a theory as to why some women go lesbian later in life. It’s for companionship because “older men are going for younger women,” she told the show’s co-hosts and viewers. Joy Behar and Tea Party folks found the theory ridiculous and brilliant, respectively. Mercifully, President Obama wasn’t asked to weigh in on the topic when he appeared on the show Thursday.
SPAIN WON, NOW GET NAKED: Singer Enrique Iglesias isn’t reneging on his pledge to water-ski nude if Spain won the FIFA World Cup. But there’s cause for apprehension: “The only thing I’m worried about is if you fall at night, there’s sharks in the water.” Also, he might wanna consider the very real possibility of shrinkage.
KARAOKE JUDGES COME AND GO: Plenty of change at American Idol. Ellen’s gone. So is Kara. Jenny From The Block is supposedly hired. I’m mostly indifferent. I dunno. I’m just not feelin’ it, Dawg.
BUSTY B
UT NOT BUSTED: Baywatch’s most famous alumna is living in a trailer park these days, but she isn’t broke – at least not for long. Financial woes will be solved “in the near future,” Pamela Anderson says. In the meantime, her sons’ friends love to drop by for MILF and cookies.
BYNES ‘UNRETIRES’ AT 24: Amanda Bynes was a child when she starred in a popular skit program on Nickelodeon. Less than eight years after The Amanda Show’s last episode, she announced her retirement on Twitter. A month after that, she “unretired.” Word is she was just trying to get AARP insurance rates.
NOT RETIRED, JUST FADING: The dudes who played Brandon and Dylan on Beverly Hills 90210 have signed on for a western on the Hallmark Movie Channel. Gotta pay the bills somehow, as Pam Anderson will tell ya.
RIHANNA PAYS HER DUES: Sending a message to aspiring actors everywhere that they should learn their craft and keep plugging away with practice and auditions, Universal has signed a pop singer with zero acting experience for a major role in a big-budget movie.
NO JOKE – HE’S BROKE: Comedian Chris Tucker, who starred with Jackie Chan in those hit Rush Hour flicks, owes millions and millions of dollars. Maybe there’s a spot at the trailer park next to Pam Anderson.
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Hey, if my wife wants to get some sexy, middle-age lesbian thing going, I’m all for it.
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The smell of bad perfume (jean nate) on the set must be overwhelming. Maybe that’s mothballs…
As is my saying, they should be shot in the face;)
I don’t like that there is a Rightie on the show but then again I don’t much care because I don’t watch it. However if there were no Hasselbeck I might watch it. Nahhhhh….. 🙂
As full of crap as Mrs. Hasselbeck can be, I do find it good that there’s at least one conservative on that show. At the very least, it makes for far better television. And, really, is she any more idiotic than Rosie O’Donnell was at times?
I can’t abide Rosie O’Donnell….Gasp!
Will, the only good thing I can say for Hasselbeck is that she is such a dimwit that it’s easy for The View’s liberals to counter her arguments. For that reason, I’m glad she’s not smart.
Personally, I’d rather see no right-winger at all on the show. But that’s just me.
She sure is easier on the eyes than Rosie; and considering the only way I can watch the View is with the sound on mute I’d say that is the only good thing.
Elisatwit had the cover girl smacked from her pouty little Stepford face yesterday when PO said yeah if it was your job that was saved it was a good thing.
Amanda Bynes is cool. Only thing I know about Rihanna, abusive boyfriend got rid of him and she is singing this really cool song with Eminem about abuse.
Enrique has been warned about skiing nekkid by the Florida state troopers so supposedly he will just take photos of the boys to make the bet good.
Um, what do you mean by “the boys”? 🙂
I can totally see the cops’ point about Enrique’s plan. If I tried naked skiing (not that I would), I’d get arrested. He should be treated no differently.
He was just going to get a photo of his junk and use that as making good on the bet. I would imagine it would probably be an indecent exposure ticket here where I am.
Funny thing, I don’t recall posting this yet. I was saving it for later in the afternoon, which is the usual time for the pop culture commentary. Mad Mike, was this an executive decision of yours?
Lol…Nope. Well, yes but unintentional. I added tags, which are necessary and clicked publish without thinking. My bad 🙂
We know, you got all excited when you saw the dumb blonde and you popped your cork a little early… there is a numbing gel for that, 🙂