Proof there is a God
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Benjamin Franklin (January 17, 1706, – April 17, 1790) was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. A noted polymath, Franklin was a leading author and printer, satirist, political theorist, politician, postmaster, scientist, inventor, civic activist, statesman, and diplomat. As a scientist, he was a major figure in the American Enlightenment and the history of physics for his discoveries and theories regarding electricity.
He invented the lightning rod, bifocals, the Franklin stove, a carriage odometer, and the glass ‘armonica’. He formed both the first public lending library in America and the first fire department in Pennsylvania. One of his many quotes: “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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A(urp!)Men! I have a T-shirt with those very words on it. And of course Cannabis is proof God loves us and wants us to listen to the Grateful Dead.
Beer could get me religion!!
Yes god does exist and he let us brew beer…he also invented hookers at hooters to go with that beer…ahhhh, I love hookers…er I mean god…
I have a copy of “Fart Proudly!” I’m sure you are all surprised.
I have had a copy of Poor Richards’ since I was 14. 🙂
“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,” sang the angels.
I’m convinced!
I’m still fooled man.
Wow…look at the rainbow! It is right there…the colors..Oh wow..Rainbow. In the sky, you don’t seem them like that, with such rainbow colors…WOW! WOW!!
Oh crap…it still has my avatar.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!