Republicans go for diversity – All types of white people are welcome
The Primary voting season is almost over and the Republican Party are already plotting to attract voters into the fold as we approach the November mid-terms. In a stunning change of policy, the GOP is opening it’s doors to the whole white race. A source close to MMA said: “Appointing Michael Steele was a test case for us, he is whitest looking tanned person in the world and so now we want blondes, redheads, people with freckles. People with gray hair have always been welcome because you could never tell what color it was in the past and of course bald men (and women) have been welcome for years, if we have any doubts about any person, we have decided to insist they wear a hood at our meetings. It’s a new day for us and this move will project us into power.” Republicans in Utah are thought to be behind this action.
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