Shakespeare spins in grave – Sarah Palin is the new Bard
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After setting the English speaking world all a Twitter this weekend, Sarah Palin decided to take on her refuters and refudiate her misunderestimaters.
A statement from her office:
The affiguation received this weekend is a typical elite and liberal response to innocent utterings on my part. Cromulating is becoming a weapon of choice and the afflictings of the White House are approaching blenkoid in their usage. The World Trade Center and the mosque folks should not even be in the same ballroom is all I was saying.
The wearyosity of this argument is typical weapon in the arms of the socialists in these United States and it is time for people to take a stand against their naked, nefarin, cocksington and stylalized attitude. Hopingly things will change and the dough will rise again.
Writers dead and alive are disturbed.
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I wish she would try that in one of her speeches. Not only would she screw it up, not a single person in her audience of minions would understand it.
Ah, $ister $arah, Our Lady of Perpetual victimhood again. To be or not to be: that is a gotcha question. Any money says, she will play this up, like she meant to do it, in her next speechifying routine. See, I can do Shakespeare also, you betcha. I wonder if this whole refudiating is something that would be done if you messed up with the first fueding. Questions, questions with no answers.
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I wish she would perchance to dream for a few years, then perhaps the slings and arrows of our fortune would be less outrageous.
Questions, questions, questions, that’s all she has, answers, answers, answers, nary one.