Southern Baptists want Mel Gibson to be their Pope
As if the Catholic church is not in enough trouble, actor/director Mel Gibson, everyone’s favorite Jesuit, is drawing more attention to them with his racist rants and his screaming phone calls, they are pushing for a trade to another sect.
The Vatican has approached Islamic leaders, and they are said to be keen on acquiring him. Gibson was reported to be torn about the move, he liked the idea of having multiple wives walking three steps behind him, the ability to get a quickie divorce, but was not keen on the strict dress code, not only for his wives but for himself too saying: “I’m too good looking to grow a beard.” The Saudi Arabian Wahhabi movement offered the Vatican a 10% share of an oil well and free sand for a year.
But it appears the ultra-conservative Southern Baptists are the new favorite to land the aging movie star. For the most part, the Southern Baptists (SoBs) are lacking a charismatic leader and see Gibson as a great move for their team. They are offering a whopping, 10 radio stations, a TV network and 15 (fifteen) Mega Churches. Those SoBs really want their man.
Look Mr. Gibson – We’re praying for you, in your own church
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After three….
One…Two…Three…
“We don’t need another heeeeero”…etc etc etc
Perhaps he’ll be the vacation backup for Rush the Racist.
All those SOBS have to do is convert to Catholics!
“SoBs” LOL LOL!!!
It’s sass? Right? These days, you just never know! LOL @ Holte!
Hard to believe that it’s not true Gwen.
I hope Mr. Gibson realizes that he’s going to need to find a new wife with big, plastic, unnaturally colored hair if he truly plans on fitting in.
Personally I think the Mormons are a perfect fit for him, dozens of wives, sexy underwear and you get to run for high office.