Waitress Punches Lindsay Lohan

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In a case of “it’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to” come to life, Lindsay Lohan (mug shot at right) had a pretty crappy 24th birthday. The troubled starlet was at an LA club last night celebrating when “a waitress just hit me—punched me for no reason.” Or so tweeted the star at 1am. A source confirms that it wasn’t a Red Bull-induced hallucination: “The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him.”

“She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face!” the source tells Us. “Doug didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.” But the Mean Girls drama wasn’t over for poor, poor Lindsay, who escaped to another party next door: “Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well,” says another source. “Some birthday.”

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13 years ago

Lindsay Lohan in a cat fight? In the words of Seinfeld’s Kramer, “C..c..cat fight!”

13 years ago

Oso – God punched her???? I GOT RELIGION!!!!…;-)

osori
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13 years ago

Yes He is known for His left hook!

osori
13 years ago

As a Christian I see evidence of God’s hand in this.

osori
13 years ago

Who among us has not wanted to punch her?

13 years ago

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