Washington DC rattled by earthquake – Republicans blame Obama

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The largest earthquake ever recorded within 30 miles of Washington, D.C., rattled the capital early Friday, waking many residents but causing no reported damage.

The quake hit at 5:04 a.m. ET with a magnitude of 3.6, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

It was centered near Rockville, Md., the USGS National Earthquake Information Center said.

NBC News reported that the quake was felt in the D.C.-area, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. Amy Vaughn, a spokesperson for USGS, told WRC-TV that the quake was the largest recorded within 50 kilometers (31 miles) of Washington since a database was created in 1974. The previous record within that time period was a 2.6 magnitude temblor in 1990.

Republican leaders immediately blamed the White House Administration of President Obama and the Democratic Congressional majority, a Republican source close to MMA said: “It is God’s punishment for wasteful spending on things like unemployment benefits, roads, bridges and schools, the President had better listen to this obvious warning or next time mighty Angels with gleaming swords will descend on the Capitol and White House.” Our source was drooling as he spoke.

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bsranch
12 years ago

God has bad timing Obama is out of town on Vacation, didn’t he get the memo?

Anonymous
12 years ago

HAARP … maybe NOW we will see hinm either totally SELL OUT the Bill of Rights and what shred is left of the American PEOPLE, or he will finally show he has balls…I am betting he is gelded.

Anonymous
12 years ago

WTH!?! Did the Republicans really blame Obama? Or is that sarcasm? Please tell.

13 years ago

That’ll teach him to stamp his foot in a paddy!..;-)

13 years ago

It’s like they ‘believe’ that consistency is a virtue. Hasn’t anyone ever enlightened any of ’em?

Nikolai
13 years ago

But the Gulf Coast got gawds diarrhea

13 years ago

All those Al-Qaeda warriors trooping through the secret underground staging area beneath the DC streets.

13 years ago

Personally, I blame immodestly dressed women. I recall reading something about that somewhere.

13 years ago

Just like with everybody else, you get upset and your nerves cause your bowels to rumble. This earthquake was an upset God caused by Obama’s socialist agenda and extortion of BP.

Keep it up Democrats and you shall feel the wrath of God’s gas!

13 years ago

Man, it’s tough enough all the things our president has to deal with; and now on top of everything else, a vengeful God who is deploying wrathful supply-side angels. Where does it all stop?

Admin
13 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!!!! Wonderful.

13 years ago

No doubt about that-it’s Bama’s fault!

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