Fun Friday-Don’t mess with old people
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their “soon-to-be” new store.
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.”
Without skipping a beat the old timer said, “Must be doing well…Only two left.”
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Me too since my filter has been gone for forever.
🙂 hubby’s grandma is like this. She just lets things fly out of her mouth. Grandpa too, it’s like they just have no filter and they don’t really care who hears them.