Celebrity Sex & Drugs & Rock ‘n’ Roll

Ahead, just a little follow-up on a few celeb-news items mentioned here in recent weeks.

A former Playboy model and her actor boyfriend have inked a deal for distribution of a sex tape, despite Karissa Shannon’s supposedly livid opposition to the naughty video’s release. I am so not surprised.

In druggie news, Paris Hilton faced more fallout from her Vegas cocaine arrest and conviction when Japanese officials wouldn’t let her into the country this week. Meanwhile, evidence continues to mount that former Paris party pal Lindsay Lohan is a rehab failure. Maybe they should both be sent to some remote corner of Alaska to work out their problems.

Lastly,rock icon Steven Tyler has agreed to tarnish Aerosmith’s reputation and legacy by joining the American Idol judges panel alongside the mediocre singer some call J.Lo or J.Ho. We can only hope the contestant lineup doesn’t include a gun nut named Janie, and that J.Lo doesn’t offer singing lessons.

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7 Responses to Celebrity Sex & Drugs & Rock ‘n’ Roll

  1. osori

    September 24, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    About time Whimsy took a more active role in the Stimpson realm!

    I was about to compare Tyler’s degradation with Joe Louis turning to wrestling after his boxing career ended, but I recalled Joe had IRS and other $ issues and Tyler-maybe he’s always been an asshole.

    Maybe we’re too judgmental. Suppose next season Whimsy is a celebrity judge.Would we apply the same standards?

    Perhaps not.

    • Stimpson

      September 24, 2010 at 5:27 pm

      I don’t mean to judge Mr. Tyler too harshly. There are far worse things a rock star can do than judge a popular talent competition.

      Whimsy is a hermit. There’ll be no public appearances by her.

  2. Holte Ender

    September 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Alaska seems a good place to send dumb broads, they should feel right at home, I hear Wasilla is a nice place.

    • Stimpson

      September 24, 2010 at 5:28 pm

      Wasilla? No. Too much dope. Or too many dopes. Something like that.

  3. fourdinners

    September 24, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    So Japan aren’t as dumb as we thought eh? ok so they wiped out our car industries and recovered from nuclear bombs to do it but I never realised they are quite so smart as to keep Paris away….Nice one Nips. I’m impressed!…;-)

  4. Jess

    September 24, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Why do celebrities get the special treatment for their drug issues when regular guy would be behind bars. No need to answer, it’s the judicial system that needs to get on the stick and get things fixed up. Oh don’t send them to Alaska, that state has suffered way too much. I think they should go to the libertarian paradise, that is Somalia and see how bad they really don’t have it.

  5. Stimpson

    September 24, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Credit to Mother Hen for the lolcats-type graphic!