Lady Gaga wins over gay bacon lovers
It was Lady Gaga’s night at the MTV VMAs 2010. Not only did she scoop an incredible eight awards, she also showcased a string of her most outlandish outfits yet, including a dress made entirely of red meat. Gay bacon lovers are claiming the outfit was a tribute to to her love of their signature sandwich BBAMB (Bacon, Bacon And More Bacon).
Fighting back the tears, the overwhelmed star thanked her “little monsters” and “the gays” and also confirmed her new album will be called Born This Way, saying: “The message, the melodies, the direction, the meaning, what it will mean to my fans and what it will mean to me in my own life – it’s utter liberation.”
Gay bacon lovers attend fruit and vegetable market
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Oh Oso, I think she was letting you know, she likes the bacon not the red skin. I feel for you, what with the restraining order JD has against me and all, I know this will upset you. The good thing is we just bounce back to someone else. Maybe Sophie Marceau is vegetarian.
Jess ROFL we’re in the same boat and I hope it’s not the Titanic! You remembered Sophie who is better and closer to my age!
🙂
Here’s hoping this doesn’t affect our marriage plans. Wearing red meat may have been her subtle way of saying “yes” to wedding a red skin.
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Thus cementing her epic win with a coolness that can never be contested, surpassing even Madonna and Michael in weirdness with a message. Brava!