Masturbation takes a beating in Delaware

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I am not too worried about the anti-masturbation candidate from Delaware, Christine O’Donnell, stopping the men and boys of “The First State” from Bashing the Bald Bishop. The tide ebbs and flows everyday and that can’t be stopped either, but I hope the women and girls are able to resist this Islamic-like thinking and keep on Beating Around The Bush.

The Tea Party must have been studying Islam and got really excited with the sexual purity which Muslims try to impose upon their women, the Burqa, veil, marry who you are told etc. I believe there is no Arabic words for Flicking The Bean, although there is for Parting The Red Sea but it refers to Moses and not Brushing The Beaver.

Anti-masturbation is akin to anti-breathing, you can only hold your breath for so long.

If these people succeed politically, marriage will be forced upon 11-12 year-old kids to stop self discovery. Islamic-style sexual repression is entering American politics, people who hate us are winning.

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13 years ago

[…] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Michael Scott, Holte Ender. Holte Ender said: RT @madmike1 Masturbation takes a beating in Delaware http://bit.ly/bHzgsg […]

13 years ago

Barclays Bank are considering suing I believe…;-)

(I will explain to any numbnuts who require it)

…oh alright…

A ‘Barclays’ is a wank (masturbation) ie..Barclays Banker = wanker.

The cockney’s have so much to answer for….

Jess
13 years ago

How could I have forgotten this little tune when talking masturbation. I will give myself in trouble for this later.

lazersedge
13 years ago

She asks a very good question. “Why is (she) in the picture?” Damned if I know. Maybe she gives good head?

Demeur
13 years ago

What people fail to remember is that this nation is not far right or far left but somewhere in the middle. You can not win elections by courting only your end of the spectrum. She only won by 4400 votes and Castle has said he won’t endorse her. So voting repubs have the choice of voting democratic or staying home.

Those gals look like they’re right out of a porn film. Now showing “Church girls do Delaware”.
Let me see Newt Gingrich, John Ensign, Mark Sanford and on and on and on…

Jess
Reply to  Demeur
13 years ago

Castle’s people look like they will go to Coons from PPP and their polling.
http://publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com/2010/09/coons-up-big.html

Jess
13 years ago

Oh man, this keeps getting better and better. Castle has no intention of endorsing mz no touching rods with staffs or anything like that. Ani de Franco is certain to send her a cease and desist using my music as your background. Like I said, it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Polls have Coons up 54-28 already, and democratic hold before this idiot turned out the lights on her celebratory party.

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/senate-races/118847-castle-will-not-back-odonnell

NRSC will not be giving up the coin for this race maybe/maybe not. Freepers are all mad and going apopleptic. I won’t be telling you my freeper name, too much fun being over there today seeing what is happening, plus I don’t want to be booted again.

-“YOU better believe it is the end of the GOP if they don’t support the conservative WILL of the PEOPLE!”
-“The GOP just created a third party.”
-“We are now at war. No more money to any of them. NONE…..All of this courtesy of Free Republic.
AWWW, looks like that whole take over of both houses and the dems are doomed, DOOMED I tells ya, maybe not going to happen.
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2010/09/14/nrsc-no-plans-to-fund-odonnell/

Jess
13 years ago

For those of you a little afraid of what is happening. Here you go, I’ll add more after I come across them. The pubbies are turning on each other because of these baggers. Karl Rove has even said, Mz no flicking the bean, is a liar and a fraud in not so many words. Oh and here’s a little slogan for all of us, don’t gloat, get out the vote. Even though DE is a closed primary system she managed to get half of those votes against a real moderate in Castle. For certain it was a minority of a minority and she is not liked there for what she has done to the pubbies. I almost feel sorry for the pubbies today that their hopes have been dashed but my schaden is freuden and I can’t. They have been hoisted on their own petard and now it is coming back to bite them in the ass, hence ma schadenfruedey mood.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0910/42133.html#ixzz0zZ1hFHDW

Stimpson
13 years ago

I wonder how many 15-year-old dudes whacked off to Christine and her friends after seeing that.

Reply to  Stimpson
13 years ago

LOL LOL LOL!!!

Reply to  Stimpson
13 years ago

Does anyone doubt that, since O’Donnell’s story became known, she’s been one of the most wanked-to celebs there is?

Reply to  Stimpson
13 years ago

Hey, I’m still getting mileage from the post of the girl that has the orgasm giving the commencement speech at the religious university.

Jess
13 years ago

Mama grizzlies unite. You know the Tundra twit is all happy today because she backed this one. Thinking all these anti feminist, anti choice, anti'”Teh Gheyz” women are some new force to be reckoned with. Hell, even Tweety last night with Rachel Maddow got all misogynistic and tingly, thinking because she won she will get the vagina- American vote, simply by having one. Ahh, poor Tweety doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground. This is one American with a vagina all happy they are nominating these pubbies in the primary. Makes that whole dems are doomed thing, kinda nonsensical does it not. WOOO HOOOOO, I needed something to motivate me for canvassing this weekend, just got my canvassing mojo back last night.

13 years ago

people who hate us are winning.

Not for long. If she won’t let voters bash the bishop, they won’t let her win the general.

While it’s true that the vibrations from this epic spanking of GOP establishment monkeys have sent shivers of excitement through the blogosphere, I have no doubt that sane Americans will beat off this threat, and eventually rub it out entirely. Its climax will be less like a satisfying thrust into the corridors of power than a stained kleenex tossed in the trash.

Reply to  Holte Ender
13 years ago

I heard something on the radio coming into work. It was a reporter for the National Review and he was on NPR. He was stating how the tea party is “right wing, white, and bright” and that it is more about a social movement, not political.

They are more of a collective group of cells, not with a centralized leadership. And that was their strength and their weakness as well. Because they have no centralized leadership, they cannot disclaim the crazies or race haters.

But also they have no way of being targeted for opposition. There is no one target to aim for. I think the term was open structured movement.

Eventually they have to centralize and get a structured agenda or they are going to fracture the Republican party. They will win huge in the primaries but lose big in the general.

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