Pope challenges Professor Stephen Hawking to arm wrestling contest
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Pope Benedict XVI has responded to the claims of professor Stephen Hawking that God was not needed in the creation of universe. Professor Hawking (the world most famous living physicist) has been challenged to an arm wrestling contest by Benedict XVI (the world’s greatest living Pope).
A spokesman for the Vatican announced today: “This scientific manipulation of the facts has got to stop and his Holiness Pope Benedict is going to take the new book Grand Design by Professor Hawking and use it to light a firestorm in the media. A Papal letter has been written to Hawking offering to settle this once and for all. If he accepts the challenge, the Pope and the Professor will arm wrestle in St. Peter’s Square, here in Vatican City. The contest will be a best of three, or if the Pope loses two, then best of five. We shall soon see what the famous Professor Stephen Hawking is made of.”
For the first time in several hundred years the Southern Baptists have acknowledged that Catholics exist and in a letter sent to the Pope a leading Baptist says: “We hope you kick his ass.”
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such a cool picture, really powerful….Satan looks very powerful, but not nearly as powerful as Jesus, The Devil is powerful, but he’s a Mortal, his power is limited, Jesus’ power is ever lasting and even though Satan looks more powerful in this picture, i think Satan looks more powerful than Jesus in this picture, but Jesus would still kick his ass…i can’t wait to meet Jesus in heaven and watch GoodFellas with him and sip whiskey in the clouds of Heaven, thats how i picture it……..
The “Greatest Living Pope?” Does that mean he is the most Delusional of them all?
Pope’s tend to look a bit wobbly at the best of times….
Anyway Hawking isn’t fit to arm wrestle at the moment. He’s in hospital with a broken hip and several ribs. Apparently he went out on a date and she stood him up…..
lol
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a terrible visual 🙂
Oh shit. That was funny.
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Every time anyone, a scientist or a writer–i.e., Christopher Hitchens, makes a statement challenging religion, believers go all wobbly and scramble to defend something that, what? 4 billion people believe in?
Touchy and insecure, wouldn’t you say?