Ten most ridiculous celebrity excuses!
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Paris Hilton really, really thought that cocaine in her (er, a friend’s) purse was chewing gum. In her honor, PopEater lists nine more equally ridiculous tall tales celebs have dreamed up when they needed an excuse:
- Britney Spears: Why did she drive with her infant son on her lap instead of in a car seat? Because that’s how they do it where she’s from, she once explained: “I did it with my dad. I’d sit on his lap and I drive. We’re country.”
- Eddie Murphy: He was spotted with a hooker in his car, but only because he has a soft spot for prostitutes. “It’s not the first hooker I’ve helped out,” he explained, insisting that he pulled over because the woman (who actually turned out to be a transsexual) was crying.
- Whitney Houston: Crack is simply too cheap for her to smoke, Houston infamously insisted. “I make too much money to use crack. Crack is wack.”
- Tom Sizemore: He was pulled over and found with a fake penis called “the Whizzinator” (yes, really) used to beat a urine drug test. His defense? The underwear with “the Whizzinator” wasn’t his. “They’re Calvins. I wear Hilfigers.”
For the complete list, including an actor who insisted his DUI was due to guzzling Benadryl, click here.
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Ah! The whizzinator. It deserves a post of its own.
He he he….Damn fancy pansters.
The ‘Whizzinator” I must be hallucinating.
Why is that people who have lots of money are such nutters?