The Law And Mother-F*ck*rs-In-Law
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Barnet Council – Barnet is a very tiny place in England that has, like all tiny places in England, a town council that pass local laws of sorts – has decided that ‘mother-in-law’ jokes are sexist therefore are to be banned.
This is just one small example of the ridiculous politically correct mentality of people who should never have been allowed remotely near a position of authority but should have been put in a padded cell in a straightjacket with a stick between their teeth….
“I’ll dance on your grave” said my mother-in-law
“I hope so…….. I’m being buried at sea”
I saw 6 men beating up my mother-in-law, a neighbour said ‘Aren’t you going to help?’, I said ‘No…6 should be enough’
“Aren’t you going to invite my mother down for the weekend?” asked the wife
“Why?”
“Well…she’s been stuck up on the roof for three weeks”
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house.
She said “Get the hell off my property!”
I took my mother-in-law to see The Chamber Of Horrors at Madame Tussauds.
“Can you move along a bit quicker” said a Tussauds employee, “we’re trying to do an inventory”
My mother in law knocked on my front door, I knew it was her, all the mice threw themselves on the traps….
I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months….I don’t like to interrupt her
……There’s lots of stupid little people making stupid little rules where ever you look around Britain.
Kids can’t play football in the playground in case they get hurt and the parents sue the school under Health & Safety legislation
A store stopped selling candles as someone complained they’d been burnt and would sue under H&S legislation.
A schoolgirl is sent home from school for wearing a crucifix necklace lest it upsets the other children of other religions (how many guesses which one?), and on and on it goes.
It’s enough to drive a man to drink….well…it has actually…
Actually my mother-in-law is great!…Been dead for 6 months…
Actually my mother-in-law IS great. Love her to bits. Really do.
Has America got any idiots making stupid rules for politically correct morons? If not, want a few?
Nite America…
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Holty….thank God he’s dead eh?…;-)
Les Dawson should sue your ass off.
Well 4d, we have the townspeople that want to make the kids wear fitted clothes, A&F style, no saggy drawers please. We have them here in CA telling people they are going to make their motorcycles less noisy. I know, all the schools are falling apart, money is tight everywhere and these assboils are about silly inconsequential things.
I am for the noise ordinances being enforced (muffle your stupid penis-extension Harley, people!) and ass-crack pants being a code violation (if not, at least don’t arrest me for pouring my drink down the crack)
But telling people they can’t tell jokes? WTF? Freedom of speech? Oh- right- you’re in GB not here.
They told my kid he couldn’t wear his festive “You can’t have manslaughter without laughter” T shirt at school, but let people wear big Jesus jumping crucifixion/passion shirts (basically a snuff film sponsored by Fruit of the Loom).
Dinners writes:
“I’ll dance on your grave” said my mother-in-law
“I hope so…….. I’m being buried at sea”
ROFLMAO!!!
Too bad. Those are very funny jokes.