Never trust a lawyer [especially with the dead].
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An Arizona lawyer told a client she could channel his dead wife—and that they should have sex as a result, the National Law Journal reports. Charna Johnson began handling divorce proceedings for a client in 1999, then continued representing him when the wife committed suicide the next year. Soon after the death, Johnson told the client that his wife’s “spirit” was inside her, allowing her to “communicate Jan’s thoughts,” according to court documents. She made sexual advances but said the feelings were coming from his deceased wife, not herself. Johnson faces a 6-month suspension.
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A problem with Lawyer jokes, said Drew,
Is that they make lawyers want to sue,
Lawyers with all of their money,
Don’t find these jokes funny,
And nobody else knows they aren’t true.
There once was a lawyer named Weighed,
Who joined an old time string brigade,
They played around bunches
For Scotch and free lunches,
And in endless good times they were paid.
That’s good!
I was going to respond to each of these comments but WTF? They all deserve a hearty and happy OOH-RAH!!!!
This sounds like the plot from one of Laurell Hamilton’s, Anita Blake stories.
Objection!
Overruled!!! 🙂
My Motion for Sanctions has been filed and is pending a ruling.
Sigh….Noted counsel!
As Amicus curiae, I respectfully submit that the issue is Actio personalis moritur cum persona.
Now let’s see….rounding up that is 1 billable hour at 500 per
Show off 🙂
Speak English!
There once a lawyer whose fancy
was counseling clients by necromancy
because you still live
it’s legal advise I give
but it’s a billable hour for that stiffy
This needs to be spelled out: Laughing my fucking ass off.
Dang ole lawyers anyhow 🙂