A Minor Miner Problem
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Great news about the Chilean miners finally being rescued.
One of them is either even braver than his colleagues or his time trapped underground has completely frazzled his brain though.
Yonny Barrios’s wife discovered he had a lover when they both turned up at the mine immediately after the accident.
Apparently Yonny requested they should both be there when he came out – it appears only his lover was.
Personally, If I was trapped underground and the wifey found out I had a lover I’d stay down the hole, it’d be a whole lot safer!
All the trapped men seem destined for lucrative book, interview and movie deals – and good luck to them.
Yonny, on the other hand, should read up on someone else who went into movies after an extraordinary episode in his life – albeit ‘blue’ movies.
John Wayne Bobbit’s wife chopped his dick off in revenge for his indiscretions – amazingly, the para-medics she then called found the severed member in the front garden whence the irate wife had thrown it, and it was successfully rejoined to its former owner – who then made a blue movie to prove it still functioned.
You quite sure you should have emerged topside Yonny?…;-)
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Agreed. The Jam could get me through most any Jam.
SJ – I’d just survive singing The Jams ‘Going Underground’…;-)
Dom Demeur – ….oops…misread…you said ‘locks’…;-)
Makes me wonder if upon arriving home he didn’t find all his clothing in shreds on the front lawn and the locks changed.
I don’t know what state I’d be in after that long underground. But sheesh, getting busted cheating in the middle of it all?… Brutal.