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Increased readership has prompted this call for new blood. All organizations as they grow find it necessary to add people, and we at MMA are no different. The search engines (Google; Yahoo etc.) are beginning to find our archives, so for us to increase our readership even more, we need to deepen the archives with new and varied content.
Writers on most any subject (we don’t do porn) are encouraged to apply. We would like to see a few geeks posting every week and we wouldn’t turn away anyone who wants to write about right wing politics, that’s right folks we would hire someone who actually believes in the loony tune bullshit the Tea Party is spouting.
Pro-and anti-masturbation writers would be greeted like old friends as well as folks who believe in The Rapture. While on the subject of The Rapture, comedy writers would be welcomed with open arms.
Sports, science, movie reviewers, music, books, travel, I could go on but I think you get my drift. Whatever your interest or hobby, come to MMA and tell us about it. The pay is lousy (non-existent) but the working conditions are great.
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I see why I missed it I was using a tiny laptop when I posted that.
I might consider doing an environmental post once a week. But just how the heck do you send an email to the leader of this asylum.
I don’t do the tweety facey thing. Hey get your mind out of the gutter now! You said there’s no porn.
There’s a CONTACT button at the top of the page D.
So…do buttholes and dick wrinkles count as porn? I mean, SOMEONE might get off on them . Rule 34 you know.
Well I need time to consider this most pressing question. Hmmm…well one man’s meat is another man’s poison after all 🙂
Had Mike not sunk half his fortune into BP futures and the other half into bankrolling the latest Lyndsey Lohan film we’d all be sitting pretty about now.
THANKS MIKE!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! Fuck! LOL 🙂 Yes. I made mistakes. That damn Lindsay Lohan. She promised me!! Oh sorry! You meant the other Mike 🙂
You mean to say our readership is demanding more than we are writing. Man, people have too much time on their hands.
I can’t describe porn but I know it when I see it. The best thing would be to post it and let us decide. That could be the motto here at MMA: “We post. You decide.”
Great idea and why did I think your last name began with an “H”? 🙂
Ah yes! Stimpy old bean! You are quite right! No porn! This must be addressed!!! (Preferably to me in a brown envelope please)….
Just saw this response. Sorry I stoll your line 4D…
NO PORN
That’s the only reason I stop by….LOL
What about a story of some politicians that masturbate about the rapture? A couple come to mind..(no pun intended)
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!
It’s almost done. Going up in a few minutes. (All puns intended)
No porn? No one told me that. And I’ve been working on Robin Meade “fan fiction.”
Send it to me privately for editorial perusal.
See? Just for that I’m going to write a post on the history of porn, Holte.
I won’t have my perversions stifled!
I love history.
Did anyone ever do a history of porn, Holte? If not, I’ll volunteer. Please email me privately, too. Preferably in a plain, brown envelope.
Holte ain’t kidding. My goal was two to four sports related posts a week since installing myself as the sports guy here. I think I’ve done three in two months.
Time’s a bitch. I don’t have the sports monopoly here. If you’re intersted enough to write about it, we’re intersted enough to read it.
Two or three sports posts a day would suit me Joe.