Ig Nobels – Improbable Research Winners

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The Ig Nobels, designed to honor achievements that first make people laugh and then make them think, are presented in the run up to the real awards next week. The tongue-in-cheek Ig Nobel awards for “improbable research” have become almost as famous as the real Nobels.

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At a a ceremony at Harvard University yesterday the awards were given out by the science humor magazine, Annals of Improbable Research.

THE WINNERS

Engineering Prize: Karina Acevedo-Whitehouse (UK) and colleagues for perfecting a method to collect whale snot, using a remote-control helicopter.

Medicine Prize: Simon Rietveld (Netherlands) and colleagues for discovering that symptoms of asthma can be treated with a roller-coaster ride.

Transportation Planning Prize: Toshiyuki Nakagaki (Japan) and colleagues for using slime mould to determine the optimal routes for railroad tracks.

Physics Prize: Lianne Parkin (New Zealand) and colleagues for demonstrating that, on icy footpaths in wintertime, people slip and fall less often if they wear socks on the outside of their shoes.

Peace Prize: Richard Stephens (UK) and colleagues for confirming the widely held belief that swearing relieves pain.

Public health Prize: Manuel Barbeito (US) and colleagues for determining by experiment that microbes cling to bearded scientists.

Economics Prize: Awarded to the executives and directors of Goldman Sachs, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch, and Magnetar for creating and promoting new ways to invest money — ways that maximize financial gain and minimize financial risk for the world economy, or for a portion thereof.

Chemistry Prize: Eric Adams (US) and colleagues for disproving the old belief that oil and water don’t mix. The research, supported by BP, was published under the title: “Review of Deep Oil Spill Modeling Activity Supported by the Deep Spill JIP and Offshore Operator’s Committee”.

Management Prize: Alessandro Pluchino (Italy) and colleagues for demonstrating mathematically that organisations would become more efficient if they promoted people at random.

Biology Prize: Libiao Zhang (China) and colleagues for scientifically documenting fellatio in fruit bats.

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13 years ago

I am clearly in pain a lot…;-)

13 years ago

What a great trophy! What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

I saw a clip of some of the scientists getting their awards and it was all taken with great humor.

13 years ago

Fruit bat fellatio!? LOL!!

I read the slime mold study a while back, and it was a very valid work. The molds found the most direct routes better than other mapping methods.

Why does whale snot need collecting? Are the Chinese using it in medicine now?

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