Terrorist nuts threaten to decapitate Britney Spears, Madonna
Leave it to our wacky friends at WorldNetDaily to come up with something this bizarre…
Terrorists threaten to kill Britney Spears, Madonna
Jihad leaders accuse pop icons of ‘spreading satanic culture,’ warn they’ll ‘cut heads off’Palestinian terrorist leaders threatened to kill Madonna and Britney Spears for “spreading Satanic culture” in a new book released today. …”
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“… “If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam,” said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization. …” – WND
Okay, a couple of things. First off, it should come as no surprise that a far-right Christian and a far-right Muslim terrorist could find enough common ground to sit down together over a cup of tea and discuss the “sluttiness” of Brittany Spears and Madonna — “two peas in a pod” with the sole (and major, I admit) exception of the Christian “end timer” stopping short of the neccessity of chopping off both of their heads. Aside from that fact, THIS particular terrorist and THIS particular Christian organization are both on the same page, and would probably BOTH be co-donors to the GOP IF they were both American Citizens. The throat-cutting would only occur when the argument arose over whether or not God’s name was “God” or “Allah”, yet both would be completely in agreement on the issue of Brittany’s and Madonna’s need to cover their ankles and keep their mouths shut in church.
THINK: The USA Patriot Act was supposed to stop this sort of thing from happening. Did it work?
Also filing this one under “Duh!” where it belongs…
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What no stoning? Now there’s something they can both agree on.
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I too dislike Madonna and Twitney, though not as intensely.
And for different reasons.
I kinda always liked Madonna. I hope the Americans don’t get her!