Welcome To Great Britain In The 21st Century

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I often ramble on about immigration in Britain and how it is changing the demographics of MY country in ways I don’t like – and rightly so in my book – but I rarely mention the problems of certain members of the indigenous population.

The problem is that, I can only assume, there has been a bit of inter breeding going on.

I can’t for the life of me understand how creatures such as you are about to see on the video could possibly exist if their sister wasn’t their mother and their father wasn’t their uncle….

Not only is Britain going to hell in a hand basket as it is swamped by immigrants from Third world countries across the globe, it is commiting internal suicide by allowing some indigenous people to breed at all.

Now Jeremy Kyle is a bit of a dickhead actually. He has a daytime show that almost invariably consists of fat people screaming abuse at each other because their best friend has shagged their other best friends wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend….or possibly all at once…

On the odd occasion I tune in I find myself wondering how the husband/boyfriend could have possibly found the best friend even vaguely attractive as they are invariably VERY fat and, almost universally, incredibly ugly.

By the same token, the invariably fat and unattractive lady must have been inordinately desperate for a shag to have shagged the spotty faced and incredibly brain dead twat that seems to represent the male of our species on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

It seems the British youth of today only need to find a pulse to consider shagging what ever it is.

My cats should be afraid…..very afraid….

Talk show host Jeremy Kyle was left stunned yesterday after an angry guest threw an envelope at his head.

Jeremy often has to deliver news his guests don’t want to hear but this time a man named Kev – now you know as soon as you hear the man is called Kev you are looking at someone at least three brain cells short of pond life – took the results of a DNA test so badly he lashed out on the ITV show.

Looking visibly shaken as he rubbed his head, Jeremy then confronted the young father, who subsequently threatened to “knock him out”.

Both Kev and his on/off girlfriend Elana were on yesterday’s show, entitled “Will our relationship survive two lie detector tests and a DNA test”.

Kev claimed he had caught Chlamydia from his girlfriend and both of them accused each other of cheating.

Kev had also questioned the paternity of their baby daughter Holly, but a DNA test proved he was the father…..poor Holly

Watch what happened next below, it isn’t pretty!

Now in fairness, Kyle did throw the envelope at the thick, uneducated piece of human garbage. However, he is clearly such a thick uneducated piece of human garbage that I think I could survive the knowledge that someone put him up against a wall and shot him.

I was slightly surprised that he managed to string even half a sentence together.

Amoeba’s would undoubtedly mourn his passing if only because they would consider him a life form at least one step beneath them and, as an amoeba, it’s good to not be at the bottom of the chain eh?

A chap called Keith Joseph – from Maggie Thatchers 1980’s government – once suggested that ‘the working class’ should be compulsorily sterilised.

He only made one mistake. He said ‘the WORKING class’.

Had he had said the ‘UNEMPLOYABLE INTER BREEDING LETS HAVE TEN KIDS AND KEEP THEM ON STATE HAND OUTS BECAUSE WE ARE TOO THICK TO EVEN CLEAN THE STREETS OR EVEN SPEAK INTELLIGIBLE ENGLISH CLASS’ he could have been on a winner really…he could you know.

Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

It’s not fair on their kids for one thing.

“My father is an amoeba and I have ambitions to follow in his footsteps…if he had any feet”

Hitler’s biggest mistake was in not giving up chasing Jews – who, in my experience are, frankly, magnificent people – he should have just sneaked into Britain and polarised his efforts on certain members of the indigenous population over here.

He could have moved discreetly into Essex and become a hero….

Belsen may have been a gas in the view of the Sex Pistols but, frankly, it had the wrong people taking a shower.

I suppose I’m in trouble again now…..

Oh well….

It’s ‘my own’ I’m going for so WTF?

Watch the video and tell me I’m wrong…….

….as you will undoubtedly do eh?…;-)

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Carol is a graduate of the University of Alabama. Her passion is journalism and it shows. Carol is our unpaid, but very efficient, administrative secretary.
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13 years ago

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osori
13 years ago

Kev would make one ‘ell of a bleedin’ teabagger!

13 years ago

Good to know our friends across the pond have their own version of the Jerry Springer show. In the early 90’s there was a huge proliferation of shadenfreude-fueled bottom-feeding “talk shows” which exploited the trashy problems of the trailer-dwelling government leeches to the airwaves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIJko29vWc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfIdiHHVpt0&feature=related

And if you wonder how such a pocked up troll could get a chick’s attention, check out this nasty fatsack who can’t keep her legs closed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe27UVDEj54&feature=related

People should have to pass a parental fitness test before breeding. Once other people’s money starts getting used to support unrestricted breeding, the responsible among us start getting a bit disgusted at the idiocrasy our taxes support. And what happens when you subsidize something? you get more of it.

13 years ago

je nous se qua?

Be brave America and try to answer this post….Come On!!! You can do it!!!!

…alternatively I can get you on the Jeremy Kyle Show…assuming you are extremely fat and stupid…not necessarily in that order….

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