Dunkin’ Donuts attempt mass murder
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Dunkin’ Donuts watched carefully as one of it’s competitors KFC, had a major success when it introduced the “Double Down” which is a bacon-cheese sandwich slapped between two pieces of fried chicken.
After experimenting with “health” items such as egg whites on flatbread, the company recently introduced Sausage Pancake Bites—a small piece of sausage wrapped in a pancake exterior pre-drenched in maple syrup. Each single bite has 100 calories, 7 grams of fat and 8 grams of carbohydrates.
These inspired breakfast snacks are sold in denominations of three and six. Purchasing a six pack means you can consume over 25% of your daily caloric, fat and carbohydrate intakes in under 30 seconds.
1, 2, 3, what are we eating for . . don’t ask me I don’t give a damn . . .
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They’ve supposedly take the trans fats out of their donuts and muffins. I do have to give ’em some credit for that.
EWWWWWWW, do you get a discount coupon for an angiogram at the cash register? That is why as a country we are so fat, eating all this crap food.
If you are eating that stuff everyday you will be in trouble eventually.
Hell if you eat that every day you will die sooner than later. Look at that Super Size movie and how that guys body just could not handle all the rubbish going in to it.
GROSS!! I’m thinking this is the same type of “sausage” that’s placed in uniformly little round balls on your Domino’s “sausage” pizza… UGH!!!
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I do love their French Roast coffee. That’s about the only good thing I can say about DD.
I have to respectfully disagree on this–Dunkin’ Donuts is one of the more impressive companies around. I was an investor until they went private.
I’m a big fan of their bagels and their coffee–and I have to say that while I will likely never try their sausage pancake bites due to my own health-consciousness, they do sound damn good.
I most reluctantly admit they DO sound good 🙂
Just because a company is a good investment does not make them impressive, DD is far from impressive.
It wasn’t just the nature of the investment, but also the quality of the product–in my experience, nothing matches up. I’m not quite sure what all the ruckus was about Krispy Kreme a few years ago.
An everything bagel with hazelnut coffee from DD? That’s near bliss, at least IMHO. 🙂