Dick Cheney offers Julian Assange his ‘undisclosed location’
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Just when things seemed to be going from bad to worse for WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange, there is some light at the end of the tunnel. Former Vice-President Dick Cheney has stepped up and offered the beleaguered Assange his personal ‘undisclosed location.’ Cheney is no stranger to people wanting to clap him in irons and even resorted to shooting a, so-called, friend in the face from very close range, forcing his friend, Harry Whittington, to apologize for being a smart ass. All Assange has to do is escape from Wandsworth Prison in London, break into the court that is holding his passport, and Cheney will do the rest. In exchange for this good deed, all Cheney wants is a promise from WikiLeaks not to disclose the emails of his plans to invade every country in the world.
I know Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney is a friend of mine, Dick Cheney shot me in the face
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🙂 good un.
Is that a come-on, Mr. Cheney? Rowr.
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We have a lawyer on staff. Quick! Contact Mr. McDermott!
:), hey I live with one and I never listen to what he tells me. Otherwise, I would just pay fines and not do community service type stints, because I chose to go in front of a judge and fight. I’ll not say anything bad about the old bastard while he is alive, because most of what I want to say ends up with me hoping him dead and hurts my good energy. I’d rather wait till he is dead so I can piss on his memory, with no guilt whatsoever.
I never saw that poor man’s face before – how awful! An account of the shooting published some time after the incident said Mr Whittington was injured much worse than was initially reported. Now there’s a surprise!
Being shot in the face is no picnic, no matter how friendly you are with the shooter.