Jesus loving Dallas preacher caught burglarizing home of congregant
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The hypocrisy of the “faithful” knows no bounds, even when it comes to the “shepherd of the flock.” A Bible Banging Boss vehemently denies stealing from an elderly member of her congregation. Her story however, is as full of holes as a head with a crown of thorns. Read the summary of the story here:
Dallas preacher Sandy McGriff says she wasn’t breaking into a congregant’s house on Christmas Eve to rob her—she did it to protect the woman from other burglars. McGriff, who was arrested when police caught her loading $10,000 worth of valuables into her car, says she stopped by to check on Serita Agnew’s house when she saw two men exit it. She says she climbed through a window they’d already broken, and grabbed Agnew’s fur coats, designer purses, and a laptop to protect them in case the thieves returned.
“I thought I was helping,” she tells the Dallas Morning News. That, needless to say, is not how police tell the story. A neighbor called police when he spotted a woman break Agnew’s window and climb into the house. When police arrived, they say McGriff told them that Agnew had asked her to pick up the coats, making no mention of the two men. The police report also says she was not sober, and lists her name as “Kathy Robinson,” an alias she has a criminal record under. She was released on $26,000 bail in time for Christmas services.
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Could he spell congr…er…congri…er….? Oh fuck it…lock him up
I’m disappointed. I was hoping for a panty drawer caper on the part of greased up preacher man.
Tom how did you know? That’s scheduled for tomorrow 🙂
Oh I know EXACTLY where to get the week in shenanigans, as a blog post. Perhaps not as good as a panty raid, but just as nauseating, coming courtesy of our hypocritical brothers and sisters in religious finery.
D’oh, forgot the link didn’t I? Sorry about that, my brain is not functioning quite yet this morning.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/12/this-week-in-holy-crimes_26.html
Thanks Jess!!!
Even though her explanation fell apart, it was brilliant for an intoxicated woman. I would have just stuttered and ask for forgiveness. Of course, those probably weren’t her words at all. Jesus was probably whispering in her ear the right things to say.
Once again Jesus fails to deliver. I have been known to listen to my dogs from time to time, usually after a couple of dances with Johnny Walker. I’m convinced that makes far more sense.
All hail our German shepherds (and one chocolate lab and one funny mixed critter) 🙂
I tend to agree, she may have a career ahead of her lying for money. Oh wait, she’s a preacher and already does that…
Perhaps it speaks to my character, but I love stuff like this.
It might speak to the character of both of us Michael because I do too 🙂
This is the only site I post on where I feel the need to defend Jesus and religion. I may have to do that. You are a bunch of heathens!
Heathens? Here? I cannot imagine how you got that impression John:-). We have two resident non-heathens and although “Joe” has disappeared Oso is still very much in play and he isn’t shy at all. I suspect he would love some company 🙂 🙂 Personally I would just love to watch the game.
MMA has tons of great writers. That said, the really ironic part of it all is, when I visited this site the first few times, it was Oso’s pieces that kept me coming back.
I agree. Oso… where are you…?