Dear Maddy gets all technical
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Hello darlings, hope you are keeping warm. As you all know we winter in Florida, but it so cold, the temperature has dropped below 50F twice this week, it’s almost unbearable to venture outside. The weather we are all experiencing has had an impact on my mailbag this week. Questions about love and technology.
Dear Maddy – I have just returned from sales trip to an engineering company in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Man it was cold up there. I sent an email report to my district manager and I told him how much I hated it, told him all Green Bay was good for was “whores and football players.” He replied telling me his wife was from Green Bay. I’m meeting him for lunch next week. How do I handle this?
Soon to be unemployed – Macon, Georgia
Dear Maddy says – There are two ways to deal with this: 1. Ask him what position his wife plays, or 2. Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don’t remember your own name.
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Dear Maddy – I have recently met a great guy, we get along really well. I think I love him. Last week he said to me: “I love you because we have thermal equilibrium.” I said: “that’s nice” having no idea what he was talking about, how can I be sure it was a compliment?
Peggy-Sue, Lubbock, Texas
Dear Maddy says – Fear not Peggy-Sue, you have fallen for a man who can fix things, makes things work properly, Oh how I envy you. You will never have to pay a plumber or an electrician again, yes my dear, you are in love with an engineer.
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Dear Maddy – I have been reading a lot lately about saving money on power usage and about going green on any new appliances I buy. Do you have any suggestions for me?
Tipper Gore – Tennessee
Dear Maddy says – Darling, when I’m cold I turn on the heat, when I’m hot I turn on the AC. I asked my husband in one of his waking moments about an idea to save you money on power usage and he said “Turn off your electricity.” Whatever that means, hope that helps you.
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Maddy is a wise person. you have to be old and wise to understand her logic when she is logical.
OMG, I love this. Is it a regular feature on MMA?
Yes it is Dusty, the old gal does a weekly column for us, when she remembers, she is very old.
Here is the link HERE
My favorite Maddy quote:
A Reader writes:
What you write is utter crap, there is no sense to it, I can’t understand why you are so famous, you won’t even read this. If you do, can you tell me how to be a wiser person. – D. Lama, Tibet
Dear Maddy says:
If you want to be a wiser person, think of something stupid, and don’t say it.
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