If Jesus obeyed the Bible he wouldn’t be allowed to play football on Saturdays

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The Bible is a very bad book, and Leviticus is one of the worst “authors” of this beastly babble. Here are just a few examples of the less harmful things he prohibited, except of course for not being allowed to play football on Saturdays which was Exodus. If I weren’t an Atheist I would be upset indeed, as no doubt Jesus was when he heard about it.

My friend Jim sent me this picture in the mail.  I don’t know the source but if I did I would certainly attribute him or her, but since I don’t thanks anyway whoever you are.  Enjoy the pic:

 

By the way if we closely read Genesis 1:29-30, we see that eating seaweed (and all the foodstuffs it thickens) and other aquatic vegetation, and mushrooms and other non-seed-bearing plants, are not allowed. For aquatic vegetation doesn’t grow “upon the face of the earth”, and only seed-bearing plants and trees are given to humanity. So I strongly urge you to read those ingredients lists carefully.

Comments are most welcome!

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Hunter Steele

Colonel Steele is a retired military officer with a deep and abiding interest in history and politics. His views are often considered controversial but his thoughts and observations have been echoed in various publications.
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Blind Faith
12 years ago

Shelby cannot answer the questions brought upon him/her. That is why there is an emotional rant.

Shelby needs to live by EVERY aspect of Leviticus. The bible prescribes that you have no free will.

I’ll bet Shelby had bacon and eggs one morning!

BigHarryH
13 years ago

Whoa there Shelby, what’s all this HATE. Not very Christian.

Shelby Lynn
13 years ago

Why do you atheists always twist stuff you know that Leviticus didt know anything from polyester. The Lord has directed that the THE GOOD BOOK be his word in HIS FATHER and you atrheists dont know shit and you wiil go to hell with the devil when THE END TIMES are hear and theyre real close so you better get you shit together and accept Jesus as you Savior and GOD! I hate you athesists.

dp1053
Reply to  Shelby Lynn
13 years ago

Spoken like a true Christian. Amen. (Sarcasm implied) Why are these Bible-thumpers always so illiterate?

Reply to  dp1053
13 years ago

Religion, illiteracy, anti-intellectualism, anti-science, anti-common sense, anti critical thinking — all go together.

psychedelikrelik
Reply to  Shelby Lynn
13 years ago

If I hadn’t been in church since I was two weeks old, “Christians” like Shelby Lynn would NEVER convert me.

Seek peace, and pursue it. Proverbs 34:14

Reply to  Shelby Lynn
13 years ago

Mr. Lynn,

You do not hate us. It is simply not allowed. You are correct that at the time Leviticus was written, God did not know about polyester and I think it is very wrong of Mr. Steele to overstate God’s knowledge with his straw man argument.

As for accepting Jesus as my God, I do that now. Faith in the divinity of Jesus belongs in the same bucket with faith in God. They are one and the same, no question.

I am happy to support you in this matter, sir.

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