More perversions enabled by the internet

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A while back in my “5 Perversions Enabled by the Internet” post, I promised to do a follow up featuring the notorious perversity of the Japanese. But in light of the tragic events they are dealing with there now, highlighting their demented sexual practices seems in poor taste.  Though I have never been noted for letting this hold me back before, I will instead delay that post for another time.

Don’t worry fellow interwebs travelers! There are still many MANY stateside perverts to focus upon.

Infantilism

Most adults would be mortified and ashamed to accidentally crap their pants in public.  Even children will hold it until they can find a comfortable spot. Only infants, and the senile or brain-damaged people who truly can’t control their bowels would ever inadvertently make a mud sculpture in their britches without being horribly embarrassed.  Well, that would be true if we were only considering sane people.  There is a contingent of grown humans, of sound body and otherwise sound mind, who deliberately crap their pants. Worse, they get off on it.


There is such a thing as a “shameless shitter” who uses his bowels in an antagonistic, antisocial, or rebellious ways. These people are making a statement. They may be sophomoric or unevolved, but gross as they may be, at least they are not being sexually gratified by this behavior.

Diapers were invented so parents can keep shit off the floor and out of the car seats.  Most think of them as a necessary evil. Eventually, once the kid starts using a toilet, these barriers between their excreta and the rest of the world may finally be dispensed with. One of the biggest child-rearing milestones mothers look forward to the most is the happy day they change their last diaper.

But for someone whose spouse or lover is into acting like an “Adult Baby” (AB) that day never comes. There is something fundamentally wrong- like needing therapy wrong- with someone into scat.  Even worse are the pathetic types who assume that others must be into it enough to want to change the diaper they just loaded.

The Daily Diaper is a dating site that caters to such individuals, who are not only into crapping their adult undergarments, but also want to be spoon fed, nurse (actually breastfeed- not merely go through the motions like most guys), and crawl about on all fours. I am personally pleased that there exist dating sites like this one, so that these freaks will stay out of the general dating pool.

Peter Griffin after Lois locks him in a closet

For some there is also a masochistic/humiliation aspect in which they also receive “punishment” for soiling their diapers. It is important to note that these people do not find babies themselves erotic; pretending to be a baby is what rings their bell.  Even so, they are  about as nasty as an actual pedophile, though more legal.

In case you are still wondering, just like any other paraphilia there are shades of pervyness in the adult baby world.  “Diaper Lovers” are distinguished in that they only like to wear medically unnecessary adult undergarments. The others actually indulge in “regression” fantasy (baby talk and other behaviors.) Most of the practitioners of this are heterosexual men, though there are more than a few pretty women willing to dress up in dirty nappies for a price.

Teratophilia

The term itself means “love of monsters” but I will refrain from making the expected joke about women who marry Republicans here.  While this is definitely an odd fetish, it strikes me that the Quasimodos among us are as deserving of love as the next person, so there might be a humanitarian benefit to this one.

Broadly interpreted to include amputees, (who comprise a separate category of fetishism) people who intentionally mutilate themselves to resemble monsters could fall under this umbrella.  But most of it exists in the fantasy world of Hentai, in virtual reality computer simulations, or fan fiction.  This site (NSFW) shows a decent cross section of images a teratophile might enjoy.

Agalmatophilia

This is the love or attraction to a statue, doll, or mannequin. Obviously this has been going on for a long while, as we have the mythical evidence of Pygmalion, (Pygmalionism is its own subcategory, actually) and his love of a statue he created.

Hard to believe this is just a sex toy, isn’t it?

Since the creation of the fantastically expensive, very convincing,  high end sex dolls by Real Doll, a person could be understandably attracted to such a thing.  Think of it, you can add elf ears, tan lines, a penis (for a shemale) or unnatural coloring (make your own Na’vi?) for a highly customized jism receptacle. Be prepared to shell out a starting price of around 6k though.

For the less discerning, here is the bargain basement version for only $34.99

 

Dendrophilia

Sexual attraction to trees. No, hippies and tree-huggers do not qualify.  Presumably one must come from a place that has enough trees to provide the initial attraction, so this must be a fetish less indulged in urban or desert areas. Though for some shoving their member into a splintery knot hole might be analogous to using a glory hole, for true practitioners an actual live tree or plant must be used.  So naturally the Queensland penis trees are a big hit.

more than one treenis for the dendrophile here!

Certain peculiarities of the way a tree heals after losing a branch make tree vulvas relatively common sights. Though difficult to consummate.

I wouldn’t stick anything in this hole that I didn’t want to lose…

 

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Morgan Williams

Gardener, designer, mother, and activist, Morgan has taught many subjects from art to history; from religion to yoga. Life would be better for everyone if people had a better sense of humor and would just learn to share.
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12 years ago

If I have to choose a favorite, please make me, it is the shameless shitter . . . and the reason is, been there, promise I won’t do it again.

Robert E. Lee
12 years ago

Oh Mother Hen you have ruined my dinner while reminding me that I need more diapers 🙂

Michael John Scott
12 years ago

There are some seriously f*cked up dudes out there!

12 years ago

Holy wow. I knew about the diaper dudes. When we first moved into the duplex on Jamestown, the previous tenant we kicked out was still getting baby fetish literature sent to our address. It was called something like Diaper Dandies, or something. They are really into urinating on each other too, from what I could tell.

Reply to  C.H. McDermott
12 years ago

I refrained from doing water sports. They are so common.

I never noticed any nasty ass diaper wearing freakholes over there! We lived there for quite a while too. I’m having reminiscent squirmishness!

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