Sarah Palin diagnosed with “veryclose” veins
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Sarah Palin’s recent interview with Greta Van Sustenance, caused much frivolity, posted HERE. Ms Palin has a very un-off-the-docks way of forming her words, she and the English language do not have a good relationship.
Should we expect our leaders to have a command of the only language they speak? Probably yes. There is no doubt that her latest foray into difficult words has caused some dysentery among the republican ranks, especially the more effluent conservatives who are pretty good at the reading and writing thing.
Perhaps they shouldn’t get too historical about her gaff, just tell to lie low for a while, get off her pedal stool, go back to Alaska for a visit, get back on terracotta so to speak. The political ocean is infatuated with sharks and they will nimble on anything she gives them, that is irrefudiatable.
Palin’s fans at the Tea Party level, probably didn’t pick up the misspeak, communicating as they do in layton’s terms and have no deception of wrongfully said words.
The conclusion must be that Sarah Palin is particularly ill-suited to the English language and must desist speaking forthwith. The stimpifying of our precious tongue must stop. No doubt she will respond with some self-defecating humor, but she must be illiterated from our memory.
Mrs. Malaprop
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Holte: I did NOT mean to sound like a sour puss or that I was “chastising” you for poking fun at this monument to vapidity. I enjoyed your post and think it is quite witty.
Sarah Palin is the dithering darling of the unwashed and the uneducated. That’s why she’s so much fun.
I have had a few near misses with “self-defecating” humor. More than once I have nearly crapped myself laughing.
Very very funny Holte! A earmarkable use of words!
What a riot, it’s almost mocking the afflicted.
I think being in a squirmish causes veryclose veins.
Well I do know some people with veryclose veins and it is a very painful condition. I wonder if it has affected The Palin’s brain?
What a joyous read.
I would have felt differently about the article had I been in the position of grading it. 🙂
I say we cut all this bullsh*t and save ourselves a whole bunch of time and hassle by holding a spelling bee to determine the next president.
Or, in Palin’s case, a speaking bee.
As much as I love to hate this woman and poke fun at her for her malaprops, and even Bush’s for that matter, I tend to have a little sympathy as it seems to be a byproduct of dyslexia. The only differences are: she perpetuates the myth that all people with this disability are stupid; I tend to laugh at my own verbal mishaps while she blames it on the liberal media; and the Oxford English Dictionary hasn’t made any of my booboos “word of the year”.
I know a few people who are dyslexic (my brother is one) and none of them would dare go on TV and talk international politics. Maybe she does have the left-overs from a speech impediment, in my experience they do not have gall or the desire for public speaking. My guess is, she is mainly uneducated about the wide, wide world in general and struggles to her point across in an intellectual manner because of this.
I don’t think her malaprops have anything to do with her ignorance. Besides a perceived disability, she is just flat stupid, period. In other words, one really isn’t related to the other.