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It is true that the world is troubled with pain, but our president and his brilliant team of advisers has devised a way to lighten our load and bring a little sunshine into our lives. Read this wonderful story:
WASHINGTON—After months of tense bipartisan negotiations, President Barack Obama announced Monday he had secured a deal to provide every man, woman, and child in the United States with a parrot. “These are beautiful animals that can live up to 80 years and are very smart,” said Obama, feeding sunflower seeds to a blue and gold macaw he referred to as General Parrotraeus. “At a time when there is so much dividing us as a nation, we must never forget that there are some things every American can cherish. You will enjoy these birds.” A press release from the White House stated that while no food or cages would be provided, citizens who already own a bird may opt out with proof of parrot.
If the logo didn’t give it away this is from our dear friends at The Onion!