Michele Bachmann: God wants me to run!
Michele Bachmann has God’s Ear
Michele Bachmann wants us to help her put her presidential campaign together by praying. Yes. It’s true! Like her Tea-Party base, Michele is a zealot and is convinced that God is on her side and is directing her presidential aspiration.
When I hear nonsense like this, and there is a lot more on this video, I give thanks to all the influences of life that made me a happy Atheist. The audaciousness of these political Jesus Jumpers continues to amaze me, as no doubt dear reader, it does you. But wait, there’s more:
Minnesota Representative Michelle Bachmann has long been toying with the idea of running for president, saying she’ll run “if she felt that’s what the Lord was calling her to do.” Sounds like the Lord’s come calling: “Bachmann made it clear Friday that she was leaning toward a presidential run,” the AP reports. “I have this calling, this tugging on my heart that this is the right thing to do,” Bachmann said. She plans to announce her run next month in Iowa, as per God’s request.
So, that being said, I must down my pen and drop to my knees so that I can pray for Congresswoman Michele Bachmann and her “team.”
Enjoy the video and let us know what you think:
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I am with Collin here. Let her jump right in the mix. Let the repubs mix it up and tear each other to pieces and spend bunches of money. I think the winner of the primary will be left with so many mixed positions they may start waving a white flag right after their convention.
What is even worse for them is that Obama doesn’t have a serious primary challenger and it doesn’t look like there will be one. Once the Republican primary is over, Obama would have a war chest of about a billion virtually untouched.
Run Bachmann, run! I could be wrong, be Obama is looking like an easy shoe in for a second term. Too many Americans are turned off by the idea of crazy in power.
Now, this is a case that demands proof of her degree and/or proof of her mental stability….It would be funny if it were not so frightening because unfortunately there are half wits that will support her.
People like this make me want to scream !!!!
I don’t want her god running my country, nor do I want an
incompetent ass to be elected and then have to wait for them to pray for an answer in a life and death situation !!!!!!
This is only the tip of the iceberg with these cult brainwashed lackeys !!!!! Even “God” must laugh at the idiocy of this whole thing…
(she should also give him back his ear)
I know how you feel Jas because I feel the same way, except the part about God laughing because I don’t believe in God.
She is an odd duck. The news media are falling all over themselves trying to convince us how bright she is because she’s a tax lawyer.
This woman is loonier than Palin….I think!